[Enter Proteus, Silvia, and Julia, disguised as a boy] PROTEUS Madam, this service I have done for you – Though you respect not aught your servant doth – To hazard life, and rescue you from him That would have forced your honour and your love. Vouchsafe me for my meed but one fair look. A […]
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Valentine: *sigh* what have the outlaws done NOW? *sigh* (5.4.11-18) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Repair me with thy presence, Silvia, Thou gentle nymph, cherish thy forlorn swain. [Sounds within] What hallowing, and what stir is this today? These are my mates, that make their wills their law, Have some unhappy passenger in chase. They love me well, yet I have much to do To keep them from uncivil […]
Continue ReadingForest life is surprisingly OK, says Valentine, great for moping (5.4.1-10) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Valentine VALENTINE How use doth breed a habit in a man! This shadowy desert, unfrequented woods I better brook than flourishing peopled towns. Here can I sit alone, unseen of any, And to the nightingale’s complaining notes Tune my distresses and record my woes. O thou that dost inhabit in my breast, Leave not […]
Continue ReadingThe outlaws have captured Silvia! and they are taking her to their leader… (5.3.1-15) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
[Enter] Silvia [and] Outlaws FIRST OUTLAW Come, come – be patient. We must bring you to our captain. SILVIA A thousand more mischances than this one Have learned me how to brook this patiently. SECOND OUTLAW Come, bring her away. FIRST OUTLAW Where is the gentleman that was with her? THIRD OUTLAW Being nimble-footed, he […]
Continue ReadingThurio: I’m off after Silvia, the stupid cow; Proteus: Me too! Julia: Me too! (5.2.47-54) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THURIO Why this it is to be a peevish girl, That flies her fortune when it follows her. I’ll after, more to be revenged on Eglamour Than for the love of reckless Silvia. [Exit] PROTEUS And I will follow, more for Silvia’s love Than hate of Eglamour that goes with her. [Exit] JULIA And I […]
Continue ReadingDuke: you’ve got to help me pursue my runaway daughter! (5.2.41-46) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence; Therefore I pray you, stand not to discourse, But mount you presently, and meet with me Upon the rising of the mountain foot That leads toward Mantua, whither they are fled. Dispatch, sweet gentlemen, and follow me. [Exit] (5.2.41-46) These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence: […]
Continue ReadingDuke: Silvia’s run away! with Sir Eglamour! (5.2.30-40) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
[Enter Duke] DUKE How now, Sir Proteus? How now, Thurio? Which of you saw Eglamour of late? THURIO Not I. PROTEUS Nor I. DUKE Saw you my daughter? PROTEUS Neither. DUKE Why then, she’s fled unto that peasant Valentine, And Eglamour is in her company. ’Tis true, for Friar Laurence met them both As he […]
Continue ReadingThurio: but does Silvia LIKE me? Proteus: yes-no, not really; Julia: NO?! (5.2.19-29) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THURIO What says she to my valour? PROTEUS O sir, she makes no doubt of that. JULIA [aside] She needs not, when she knows it cowardice. THURIO What says she to my birth? PROTEUS That you are well derived. JULIA [aside] True – from a gentleman to a fool. THURIO Considers she my possessions? PROTEUS O ay, […]
Continue ReadingThurio: does Silvia think I am handsome and witty? does she? (5.2.8-18) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THURIO What says she to my face? PROTEUS She says it is a fair one. THURIO Nay, then, the wanton lies. My face is black. PROTEUS But pearls are fair; and the old saying is, ‘Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies’ eyes.’ JULIA [aside] ’Tis true, such pearls as put out ladies’ eyes, For I […]
Continue ReadingThurio: does Silvia love me yet? Proteus: she just doesn’t like the way you look mate (5.2.1-7) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Thurio, Proteus, [and] Julia [disguised as a boy] THURIO Sir Proteus, what says Silvia to my suit? PROTEUS O sir, I find her milder than she was, And yet she takes exceptions at your person. THURIO What, that my leg is too long? PROTEUS No, that it is too little. THURIO I’ll wear a […]
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