JULIA This ring I gave him when he parted from me, To bind him to remember my good will. And now am I, unhappy messenger, To plead for that which I would not obtain; To carry that which I would have refused; To praise his faith, which I would have dispraised. I am my master’s […]
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Proteus: just do it, yeah? Julia: I am a FOOL for love (4.4.72-83) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS Well, give her that ring, and therewithal This letter. [Pointing] That’s her chamber. Tell my lady I claim the promise for her heavenly picture. Your message done, hie home unto my chamber, Where thou shalt find me sad and solitary. [Exit] JULIA How many women would do such a message? Alas, poor Proteus, thou hast entertained […]
Continue ReadingJulia: didn’t you love your old girlfriend at all, then? is she DEAD? (4.4.60-71) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA It seems you loved not her, to leave her token. She is dead belike? PROTEUS Not so – I think she lives. JULIA Alas. PROTEUS Why dost thou cry ‘Alas’? JULIA I cannot choose but pity her. PROTEUS Wherefore shouldst thou pity her? JULIA Because methinks that she loved you as well As you […]
Continue ReadingProteus: you’re the right sort of chap and I’ve got a job for you! (4.4.49-59) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakepeare
PROTEUS Sebastian, I have entertained thee Partly that I have need of such a youth That can with some discretion do my business For ’tis no trusting to yond foolish lout, But chiefly for thy face and thy behaviour, Which, if my augury deceive me not, Witness good bringing up, fortune, and truth. Therefore, know […]
Continue ReadingCrab is a proper dog, not a handbag squirrel (4.4.39-48) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS But she received my dog? LANCE No, indeed, did she not. Here have I brought him back again. PROTEUS What, didst thou offer her this from me? LANCE Ay, sir. The other squirrel was stolen from me by the hangman’s boys in the marketplace, and then I offered her mine own, who is a dog […]
Continue ReadingProteus, Julia (in disguise! incognito!) and a shaggy dog story, part 1 (4.4.30-38) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS Sebastian is thy name? I like thee well, And will employ thee in some service presently. JULIA In what you please. I’ll do what I can. PROTEUS I hope thou wilt. [To Lance] How now, you whoreson peasant, Where have you been these two days loitering? LANCE Marry, sir, I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you […]
Continue ReadingCRAB, getting away with felonies and outright murder (4.4.17-29) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
LANCE I, having been acquainted with the smell before, knew it was Crab, and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogs. ‘Friend,’ quoth I. ‘You mean to whip the dog?’ ‘Ay, marry, do I,’ quoth he. ‘You do him the more wrong,’ quoth I. ‘’Twas I did the thing you wot of.’ He makes me no more […]
Continue ReadingCRAB, crimes and misdemeanours (4.4.8-17) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
LANCE I would have, as one should say, one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be, as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not had more wit than he, to take a fault upon me that he did, I think verily he had been hanged for’t! Sure as I live, […]
Continue ReadingCRAB, living his best doggy life, part I (4.4.1-8) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Lance, [with his dog] LANCE When a man’s servant shall play the cur with him, look you, it goes hard. One that I brought up of a puppy, one that I saved from drowning when three or four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it. I have taught him, even as one would say […]
Continue ReadingIt’s a PLAN! We meet TONIGHT at Friar Patrick’s cell! (4.3.37-47) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
EGLAMOUR Madam, I pity much your grievances, Which, since I know they virtuously are placed, I give consent to go along with you, Recking as little what betideth me As much I wish all good befortune you. When will you go? SILVIA This evening coming. EGLAMOUR Where shall I meet you? SILVIA At Friar Patrick’s […]
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