THIRD OUTLAW Know, then, that some of us are gentlemen Such as the fury of ungoverned youth Thrust from the company of lawful men. Myself was from Verona banishèd For practising to steal away a lady, An heir, and near allied unto the Duke. SECOND OUTLAW And I from Mantua, for a gentleman Who, in […]
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Outlaws to Valentine: would you like to be our LEADER? (4.1.31-40) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
SECOND OUTLAW Have you the tongues? VALENTINE My youthful travel therein made me happy, Or else I had been often miserable. THIRD OUTLAW By the bare scalp of Robin Hood’s fat friar, This fellow were a king for our wild faction! FIRST OUTLAW We’ll have him. Sirs, a word. [The Outlaws talk apart] SPEED [to […]
Continue ReadingValentine: I was banished on account of being a murderer and a gentleman (4.1.23-30) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
FIRST OUTLAW What, were you banished thence? VALENTINE I was. SECOND OUTLAW For what offence? VALENTINE For that which now torments me to rehearse. I killed a man, whose death I much repent, But yet I slew him manfully, in fight, Without false vantage, or base treachery. FIRST OUTLAW Why, ne’er repent it, if it […]
Continue ReadingValentine: no really it’s not worth your trouble robbing me? (4.1.11-22) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Then know that I have little wealth to lose. A man I am, crossed with adversity. My riches are these poor habiliments, Of which if you should here disfurnish me You take the sum and substance that I have. SECOND OUTLAW Whither travel you? VALENTINE To Verona. FIRST OUTLAW Whence came you? VALENTINE From […]
Continue ReadingOutlaws! quite timid and polite ones actually (4.1.1-10) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Outlaws FIRST OUTLAW Fellows, stand fast – I see a passenger. SECOND OUTLAW If there be ten, shrink not, but down with ’em. [Enter Valentine and Speed] THIRD OUTLAW Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about ye. If not, we’ll make you sit, and rifle you. SPEED [to Valentine] Sir, we are undone! These […]
Continue ReadingThurio: I’ve got a poem already! let’s find some players who can really JAM (3.2.88-97) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THURIO And thy advice this night I’ll put in practice. Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver, Let us into the city presently To sort some gentlemen well-skilled in music. I have a sonnet that will serve the turn To give the onset to thy good advice. DUKE About it, gentlemen. PROTEUS We’ll wait upon your grace […]
Continue ReadingYou need to SERENADE her! Girls LOVE that stuff! (3.2.81-87) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS After your dire-lamenting elegies, Visit by night your lady’s chamber-window With some sweet consort. To their instruments Tune a deploring dump. The night’s dead silence Will well become such sweet complaining grievance. This, or else nothing, will inherit her. DUKE This discipline shows thou hast been in love. (3.2.81-87) Proteus is really into […]
Continue ReadingProteus: write her love songs! they can tame tigers and SEA MONSTERS (3.2.72-80) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS Say that upon the altar of her beauty You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart. Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears Moist it again, and frame some feeling line, That may discover such integrity. For Orpheus’ lute was strung with poets’ sinews, Whose golden touch could soften steel and […]
Continue ReadingProteus to Thurio: what you need to do is write Silvia POEMS (3.2.66-71) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS As much as I can do, I will effect. But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough. You must lay lime to tangle her desires By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows. DUKE Ay, much is the force of heaven-bred poesy. (3.2.66-71) Oh, totally, I’ll do what I […]
Continue ReadingDuke: you’re a faithful lover aren’t you Proteus? (3.2.56-65) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE And Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind Because we know, on Valentine’s report, You are already love’s firm votary, And cannot soon revolt, and change your mind. Upon this warrant shall you have access Where you with Silvia may confer at large. For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy, And for your friend’s […]
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