Speed: a logic puzzle! Lance: it’s a deal! Crab: *waves white flag* (3.1.330-344) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

SPEED            ‘Item. She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.’ LANCE            Stop there – I’ll have her. She was mine, and not mine, twice or thrice in that last article. Rehearse that once more. SPEED ‘Item. She hath more hair than wit’ – LANCE ‘More hair than wit’. It […]

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Lance: more observations about my girlfriend! Crab: [deeep sigh] (3.1.304-316) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

SPEED            Here follows her vices. LANCE            Close at the heels of her virtues. SPEED ‘Item. She is not to be broken with fasting, in respect of her breath.’ LANCE Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. Read on. SPEED ‘Item. She hath a sweet mouth.’ LANCE That makes amends for her sour breath. SPEED […]

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