PROTEUS I will forget that Julia is alive, Remembering that my love to her is dead, And Valentine I’ll hold an enemy, Aiming at Silvia as a sweeter friend. I cannot now prove constant to myself Without some treachery used to Valentine. (2.6.27-32) Proteus has made his mind up, and he sounds shockingly callous—there […]
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Proteus, racing himself to the bottom, because he’s worth it (2.6.17-26) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
CW: racism PROTEUS I cannot leave to love, and yet I do. But there I leave to love where I should love. Julia I lose, and Valentine I lose. If I keep them, I needs must lose myself. If I lose them, thus find I by their loss For Valentine, myself, for Julia, Silvia. I […]
Continue ReadingProteus, auditioning for a role in Bridget Jones’s diary (2.6.9-16) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS At first I did adore a twinkling star, But now I worship a celestial sun. Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken, And he wants wit that wants resolved will To learn his wit t’exchange the bad for better. Fie, fie, unreverend tongue, to call her bad Whose sovereignty so oft thou hast preferred With […]
Continue ReadingProteus, having a solipsistic, sophistical moan (2.6.1-8) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Proteus, solus PROTEUS To leave my Julia shall I be forsworn? To love fair Silvia shall I be forsworn? To wrong my friend I shall be much forsworn, And e’en that power which gave me first my oath Provokes me to this threefold perjury. Love bade me swear, and love bids me forswear. O […]
Continue ReadingValentine is apparently now a Hot Lover! (2.5.30-45) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
CW: anti-semitism LANCE Thou shalt never get such a secret from me but by a parable. SPEED ’Tis well that I get it so. But Lance, how sayst thou that my master is become a notable lover? LANCE I never knew him otherwise. SPEED Than how? LANCE A notable lubber, as thou reportest him to be. […]
Continue ReadingLance: you’d better see what Crab thinks; Crab [ ] (2.5.16-29) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
SPEED Why then, how stands the matter with them? LANCE Marry, thus: when it stands well with him, it stands well with her. SPEED What an ass art thou! I understand thee not. LANCE What a block art thou, that thou canst not! My staff understands me. SPEED What thou sayst? LANCE Ay, and what I […]
Continue ReadingWelcome to ?Milan, CRAB (and Lance) (2.5.1-15) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Speed and Lance [with his dog Crab] SPEED Lance, by mine honesty, welcome to Padua. LANCE Forswear not thyself, sweet youth, for I am not welcome. I reckon this always, that a man is never undone till he be hanged, nor never welcome to a place till some certain shot be paid and the hostess say […]
Continue ReadingProteus: obviously, I HAVE to win Silvia away from my best friend (2.4.195-206) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS Methinks my zeal to Valentine is cold, And that I love him not as I was wont – O, but I love his lady too-too much, And that’s the reason I love him so little. How shall I dote on her with more advice, That thus without advice begin to love her? ’Tis but […]
Continue ReadingProteus: I love SILVIA now! Not Julia! (2.4.184-194) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS Even as one heat another heat expels, Or as one nail by strength drives out another, So the remembrance of my former love Is by a newer object quite forgotten. Is it mine eyne, or Valentine his praise, Her true perfection, or my false transgression, That makes me reasonless, to reason thus? She is […]
Continue ReadingValentine: come with me now! Proteus: just give me a minute, things to do (2.4.176-183) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Good Proteus, go with me to my chamber, In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel. PROTEUS Go on before. I shall inquire you forth. I must unto the road, to disembark Some necessaries that I needs must use, And then I’ll presently attend you. VALENTINE Will you make haste? PROTEUS I will. […]
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