CLEOPATRA Give me mine angle. We’ll to th’ river. There, My music playing far off, I will betray Tawny-finned fishes. My bended hook shall pierce Their slimy jaws, and as I draw them up I’ll think them every one an Antony, And say ‘Ah ha, you’re caught!’ CHARMIAN ’Twas merry when You wagered on your […]
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Cleopatra: I’m BORED (also: eunuch jokes, again) (2.5.1-9) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Enter Cleopatra, Charmian, Iras, and Alexas CLEOPATRA Give me some music—music, moody food Of us that trade in love. CHARMIAN, IRAS, ALEXAS The music, ho! Enter Mardian, the eunuch CLEOPATRA Let it alone. Let’s to billiards. Come, Charmian. CHARMIAN My arm is sore. Best play with Mardian. CLEOPATRA As well a woman with an eunuch […]
Continue ReadingRomans Romaning (and Lepidus doing well, perhaps) (2.4.1-10) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Enter Lepidus, Maecenas, and Agrippa LEPIDUS Trouble yourselves no further. Pray you, hasten Your generals after. AGRIPPA Sir, Mark Antony Will e’en but kiss Octavia, and we’ll follow. LEPIDUS Till I shall see you in your soldier’s dress, Which will become you both, farewell. MAECENAS We shall, As I conceive the journey, be at the […]
Continue ReadingAntony: I’ll marry Octavia, yes–but I’m going back to Cleopatra right away (2.3.30-40) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ANTONY Be it art or hap, He hath spoken true. The very dice obey him, And in our sports my better cunning faints Under his chance. If we draw lots, he speeds. His cocks do win the battle still of mine When it is all to nought, and his quails ever Beat mine, inhooped, at […]
Continue ReadingSoothsayer: you just lose your nerve around Caesar, Antony (2.3.21-30) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ANTONY Speak this no more. SOOTHSAYER To none but thee; no more but when to thee. If thou dost play with him at any game Thou art sure to lose; and of that natural luck He beats thee ’gainst the odds. Thy lustre thickens When he shines by. I say again, thy spirit Is […]
Continue ReadingSoothsayer to Antony: Caesar makes you less (2.3.10-21) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Enter Soothsayer ANTONY Now, sirrah. You do wish yourself in Egypt? SOOTHSAYER Would I had never come from thence, nor you Gone thither. ANTONY If you can, your reason? SOOTHSAYER I see it in my motion, have it not in my tongue. But yet hie you again to Egypt. ANTONY Say to me […]
Continue ReadingAntony, meet Octavia; Octavia, meet Antony (2.3.1-9) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Enter Antony, Caesar, and Octavia between them ANTONY The world and my great office will sometimes Divide me from your bosom. OCTAVIA All which time, Before the gods my knee shall bow my prayers To them for you. ANTONY [to Caesar] Good night, sir.— My Octavia, Read not my blemishes in the world’s report. I have […]
Continue ReadingMaecenas: yes, Cleopatra sounds cool, but Octavia’s AMAZING, really (2.2.239-243) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
MAECENAS If beauty, wisdom, modesty can settle The heart of Antony, Octavia is A blessèd lottery to him. AGRIPPA Let us go. Good Enobarbus, make yourself my guest Whilst you abide here. ENOBARBUS Humbly, sir, I thank you. Exeunt (2.2.239-243) Maecenas is stubborn, and stubbornly Roman: he has to believe that Octavia is superior […]
Continue ReadingAntony, leave Cleopatra? Don’t be daft (2.2.227-238) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ENOBARBUS I saw her once Hop forty paces through the public street, And having lost her breath, she spoke and panted, That she did make defect perfectïon, And breathless, pour breath forth. MAECENAS Now Antony Must leave her utterly. ENOBARBUS Never. He will not. Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other […]
Continue ReadingAntony, utterly lost, love at first sight (2.2.218-227) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ENOBARBUS Upon her landing Antony sent to her, Invited her to supper. She replied It should be better he became her guest, Which she entreated. Our courteous Antony, Whom ne’er the word of ‘No’ woman heard speak, Being barbered ten times o’er, goes to the feast, And for his ordinary pays his heart For what […]
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