Horatio: I came for the funeral; Hamlet: the wedding you mean (1.2.169-178) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         I would not hear your enemy say so, Nor shall you do my ear that violence To make it truster of your own report Against yourself. I know you are no truant; But what is your affair in Elsinore? We’ll teach you for to drink ere you depart. HORATIO        My lord, I came to see your father’s funeral. HAMLET         I prithee do not mock […]

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Hamlet: HORATIO! what are YOU doing here?? (1.2.160-168) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

Enter HORATIO, MARCELLUS and Barnardo. HORATIO        Hail to your lordship. HAMLET                                 I am glad to see you well – Horatio, or I do forget myself. HORATIO        The same, my lord, and your poor servant ever. HAMLET         Sir, my good friend, I’ll change that name with you. And what make you from Wittenberg, Horatio? Marcellus! MARCELLUS   My good lord. HAMLET         I am very glad […]

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Hamlet: my mother couldn’t stop herself! eeewwwww! ICKY! (1.2.153-9) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET                     Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her galled eyes, She married. O most wicked speed! To post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets, It is not, nor it cannot come to good; But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue.    (1.2.153-9) Within a month: Hamlet keeps coming back to this again and again; it’s a […]

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Hamlet: she’s forgotten my father! she’s married my uncle! WOMEN! (1.2.145-153) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET                     And yet within a month (Let me not think on’t – Frailty, thy name is woman), A little month, or e’er those shoes were old With which she followed my poor father’s body, Like Niobe, all tears. Why, she – O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer – married with my uncle, My father’s brother (but no more […]

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Hamlet: my parents loved each other so much! remembering them together is agony! (1.2.137-145) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         That it should come to this: But two months dead – nay not so much, not two – So excellent a king, that was to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the winds of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him As if increase of appetite had […]

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Hamlet: now for my first soliloquy: I HATE THIS SO MUCH (1.2.129-137) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

CW: suicide   HAMLET         O that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew, Or that the Everlasting had not fixed His canon ’gainst self-slaughter. O God, God, How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on’t, ah, fie, ’tis an unweeded garden That grows to seed, things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely.      (1.2.129-137) It’s an exhalation: the […]

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Claudius: everything’s sorted then: CHEERS! DRINK! (1.2.121-8) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

CLAUDIUS      Why, ’tis a loving and a fair reply. Be as ourself in Denmark. Madam, come – This gentle and unforced accord of Hamlet Sits smiling to my heart, in grace whereof No jocund health that Denmark drinks today But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell And the King’s rouse the heaven shall bruit again, Re-speaking earthly thunder. Come away. Flourish. Exeunt all but HAMLET.     (1.2.121-8) I wasn’t speaking […]

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Claudius: and you’re not going back to uni; Gertrude: no please don’t; Hamlet: OK MUM (1.2.112-120) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

CLAUDIUS                  For your intent In going back to school in Wittenberg It is most retrograde to our desire, And we beseech you bend you to remain Here in the cheer and comfort of our eye, Our chiefest courtier, cousin, and our son. GERTRUDE     Let not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet. I pray thee stay with us, go not to Wittenberg. HAMLET         I shall in all […]

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Claudius: so get over it, I’m your new dad now (1.2.101-112) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

CLAUDIUS                  Fie, ’tis a fault to heaven, A fault against the dead, a fault to nature, To reason most absurd, whose common theme Is death of fathers, and who still hath cried From the first corpse till he that died today ‘This must be so.’ We pray you throw to earth This unprevailing woe, and think of us As of a father, for let the world take note You are […]

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Claudius: man up, grow up, get a grip, Hamlet (1.2.94-101) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

CLAUDIUS                  …’tis unmanly grief, It shows a will most incorrect to heaven, A heart unfortified, or mind impatient, An understanding simple and unschooled; For what we know must be, and is as common As any the most vulgar thing to sense – Why should we in our peevish opposition Take it to heart?         (1.2.94-101) Claudius is battering away at his nephew: you’re behaving […]

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