SERVANT Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. SILVIA I wait upon his pleasure. [Exit Servant] Come, Sir Thurio, Go with me. Once more, new servant, welcome. I’ll leave you to confer of home affairs. When you have done, we look to hear from you. PROTEUS We’ll both attend upon your ladyship. […]
Continue ReadingCan Proteus be your suitor too, Silvia? please? (2.4.92-107) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Welcome, dear Proteus. Mistress, I beseech you Confirm his welcome with some special favour. SILVIA His worth is warrant for his welcome hither, If this be he you oft have wished to hear from. VALENTINE Mistress, it is. Sweet lady, entertain him To be my fellow servant to your ladyship. SILVIA Too low a […]
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SILVIA Nay, then he should be blind, and being blind, How could he see his way to seek out you? VALENTINE Why, lady, love hath twenty pair of eyes. THURIO They say that love hath not an eye at all. VALENTINE To see such lovers, Thurio, as yourself. Upon a homely object, love can wink. […]
Continue ReadingValentine: Proteus is totally obsessed with his girlfriend in Verona! (2.4.75-84) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE Welcome him then according to his worth. Silvia, I speak to you, and you, Sir Thurio; For Valentine, I need not cite him to it. I will send him hither to you presently. [Exit] VALENTINE This is the gentleman I told your ladyship Had come along with me, but that his mistress Did hold […]
Continue ReadingProteus, here in Milan! It’s a dream come true! (2.4.67-74) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE Beshrew me, sir, but if he make this good He is as worthy for an empress’ love As meet to be an emperor’s counsellor. Well, sir, this gentleman is come to me With commendation from great potentates, And here he means to spend his time awhile. I think ’tis no unwelcome news to you. […]
Continue ReadingProteus is a TOP BLOKE and we’re like *that* says Valentine (2.4.53-66) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE You know him well? VALENTINE I knew him as myself, for from our infancy We have conversed and spent our hours together, And though myself have been an idle truant, Omitting the sweet benefit of time To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection, Yet hath Sir Proteus (for that’s his name) Made use and […]
Continue ReadingNews from Verona! but who is the messenger? (2.4.41-52) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset. Sir Valentine, your father is in good health, What say you to a letter from your friends Of much good news? VALENTINE My lord, I will be thankful To any happy messenger from thence. DUKE Know ye Don Antonio, your countryman? VALENTINE Ay, my good lord, I […]
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SILVIA A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. VALENTINE ’Tis indeed, madam, we thank the giver. SILVIA Who is that, servant? VALENTINE Yourself, sweet lady, for you gave the fire. Sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship’s looks, and spends what he borrows kindly in your company. THURIO Sir, if you […]
Continue ReadingValentine to Thurio: you are a loser in a stupid jacket (positively Wildean) (2.4.18-28) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THURIO And how quote you my folly? VALENTINE I quote it in your jerkin. THURIO My jerkin is a doublet. VALENTINE Well then, I’ll double your folly. THURIO How? SILVIA What, angry, Sir Thurio? Do you change colour? VALENTINE Give him leave, madam. He is a kind of chameleon. THURIO That hath more mind to […]
Continue ReadingValentine and Thurio, pointlessly pointscoring (lucky Silvia) (2.4.1-17) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Valentine, Silvia, Thurio, [and] Speed SILVIA Servant! VALENTINE Mistress. SPEED [to Valentine] Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you. VALENTINE Ay, boy, it’s for love. SPEED Not of you. VALENTINE Of my mistress, then. SPEED ’Twere good you knocked him. SILVIA [to Valentine] Servant, you are sad. VALENTINE Indeed, madam, I seem so. THURIO Seem you […]
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