Enter Proteus [and] Julia PROTEUS Have patience, gentle Julia. JULIA I must, where is no remedy. PROTEUS When possibly I can, I will return. JULIA If you turn not, you will return the sooner. [She gives him a ring] Keep this remembrance for thy Julia’s sake. PROTEUS Why then, we’ll make exchange. [He gives her […]
Continue ReadingMATE: for some unfathomable reason, she seems to feel the same way? (2.1.138-149) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE I would it were no worse. SPEED I’ll warrant you, ’tis as well. For often have you writ to her, and she in modesty Or else for want of idle time could not again reply, Or fearing else some messenger that might her mind discover, Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto […]
Continue ReadingSpeed to Valentine: are you actually as stupid as you look? (2.1.123-137) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE To do what? SPEED To be a spokesman from Madam Silvia. VALENTINE To whom? SPEED To yourself. Why, she woos you by a figure. VALENTINE What figure? SPEED By a letter, I should say. VALENTINE Why, she hath not writ to me! SPEED What need she, when she hath made you write to yourself? Why, […]
Continue ReadingValentine: what’s going on? Speed: a CHILD could work it out (2.1.115-122) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
SPEED [aside] O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible As a nose on a man’s face, or a weathercock on a steeple. My master sues to her, and she hath taught her suitor, He being her pupil, to become her tutor. O excellent device! Was there ever heard a better?– That my master, being scribe, to himself should […]
Continue ReadingSilvia: Verona boys are very slow on the uptake; one final attempt… (2.1.105-114) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Madam, they are for you. SILVIA Ay, ay. You writ them, sir, at my request, But I will none of them. They are for you. I would have had them writ more movingly. VALENTINE Please you, I’ll write your ladyship another. SILVIA And when it’s writ, for my sake read it over, And […]
Continue ReadingSilvia, irritated; Valentine, baffled; Speed, cynical: WHAT IS GOING ON? (2.1.97-105) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
SILVIA A pretty period. Well, I guess the sequel. And yet I will not name it. And yet I care not. And yet, take this again. [She tries to return the letter] And yet I thank you, Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. SPEED [aside] And yet you will, and yet another ‘yet’. VALENTINE […]
Continue ReadingValentine: this was SO hard to write; Silvia: why did you bother then (2.1.89-96) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
SILVIA I thank you, gentle servant. ’Tis very clerkly done. VALENTINE Now trust me, madam, it came hardly off; For being ignorant to whom it goes I writ at random, very doubtfully. SILVIA Perchance you think too much of so much pains? VALENTINE No, madam, so it stead you, I will write– Please you command–a […]
Continue ReadingValentine to Silvia: I did what you asked! I wrote the letter! (2.1.81-88) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Madam and mistress, a thousand good-morrows. SPEED [aside] O God give ye good even! Here’s a million of manners. SILVIA Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand. SPEED [aside] He should give her interest, and she gives it him. VALENTINE As you enjoined me, I have writ your letter Unto the secret, nameless friend of […]
Continue ReadingI wrote a poem for Silvia! ARRRGGH here she is here she is (2.1.70-80) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE In conclusion, I stand affected to her. SPEED I would you were set, so your affection would cease. VALENTINE Last night, she enjoined me to write some lines to one she loves. SPEED And have you? VALENTINE I have. SPEED Are they not lamely writ? VALENTINE No, boy, but as well as I can do […]
Continue ReadingLove is blind! (and you’re blundering around with your eyes shut) (2.1.55-69) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE I have loved her ever since I saw her, and still I see her beautiful. SPEED If you love her, you cannot see her. VALENTINE Why? SPEED Because Love is blind. O that you had mine eyes, or your own eyes had the lights they were wont to have when you chid at Sir Proteus for […]
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