JULIA And yet I would I had o’erlooked the letter. It were a shame to call her back again And pray her to a fault for which I chid her. What fool is she, that knows I am a maid And would not force the letter to my view, Since maids in modesty say ‘No’ […]
Continue ReadingJulia: how very dare you? take it away! Lucetta: you what? (1.2.41-49) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker! Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines? To whisper, and conspire against my youth? Now trust me, ’tis an office of great worth, And you an officer fit for the place. There. Take the paper. [She gives back the letter] See it be returned, Or else return […]
Continue ReadingLetter from Proteus, letter from Proteus! how to react? (1.2.35-40) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA ‘To Julia’–say, from whom? LUCETTA That the contents will show. JULIA Say, say – who gave it thee? LUCETTA Sir Valentine’s page; and sent, I think, from Proteus. He would have given it you, but I being in the way Did in your name receive it. Pardon the fault, I pray. (1.2.35-40) ‘To […]
Continue ReadingBut if he really LIKES me, why does he never TALK to me? (1.2.27-34) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA Why he, of all the rest, hath never moved me. LUCETTA Yet he, of all the rest, I think best loves ye. JULIA His little speaking shows his love but small. LUCETTA Fire that’s closest kept burns most of all. JULIA They do not love, that do not show their love. LUCETTA O, they […]
Continue ReadingYes alright Proteus is HOT (hmmm) but, make sure he’s worth it (1.2.20-26) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest? LUCETTA Then thus: of many good, I think him best. JULIA Your reason? LUCETTA I have no other but a woman’s reason: I think him so because I think him so. JULIA And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him? LUCETTA Ay, […]
Continue ReadingJulia: so what do you think of, um, Proteus? (1.2.9-19) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA What think’st thou of the fair Sir Eglamour? LUCETTA As of a knight well spoken, neat, and fine– But were I you, he never should be mine. JULIA What think’st thou of the rich Mercatio? LUCETTA Well of his wealth – but of himself, so-so. JULIA What think’st thou of the gentle Proteus? LUCETTA […]
Continue ReadingGirls! talking about Boys! (1.2.1-8) #2Dudes1Dog #Slow Shakespeare
15 January 2024 Enter Julia and Lucetta JULIA But say, Lucetta, now we are alone– Wouldst thou then counsel me to fall in love? LUCETTA Ay, madam, so you stumble not unheedfully. JULIA Of all the fair resort of gentlemen That every day with parle encounter me, In thy opinion which is worthiest love? […]
Continue ReadingEnd of the scene! (finally!) And, thoughts on SPEED (1.1.126-136) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS What said she? Nothing? SPEED No, not so much as ‘Take this for thy pains’. To testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testerned me; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your letters yourself. And so, sir, I’ll commend you to my master. [Exit] PROTEUS Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from […]
Continue ReadingSpeed: your girlfriend’s a tough customer; also, grow a pair? (1.1.116-125) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS Come, come, open the matter in brief. What said she? SPEED Open your purse, that the money and the matter may be both at once delivered. PROTEUS [giving money] Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she? SPEED Truly, sir, I think you’ll hardly win her. PROTEUS Why? Couldst thou perceive so much from […]
Continue ReadingSpeed vs Proteus: worse than sheep jokes? probably (1.1.101-115) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS But what said she? SPEED [nodding] Ay. PROTEUS Nod, ‘ay’? Why, that’s ‘noddy’. SPEED You mistook, sir. I say she did nod, and you ask me if she did nod, and I say, ‘Ay’. PROTEUS And that set together is ‘noddy’. SPEED Now you have taken the pains to set it together, take it for your pains. […]
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