PLAYER KING Most necessary ’tis that we forget To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt. What to ourselves in passion we propose, The passion ending doth the purpose lose. The violence of either grief or joy Their own enactures with themselves destroy. Where joy most revels grief doth most lament, Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident. This world is […]
Continue ReadingPlayer King: it’s OK to change your mind, love, that’s just life (3.2.176-185) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
PLAYER QUEEN The instances that second marriage move Are base respects of thrift, but none of love. A second time I kill my husband dead When second husband kisses me in bed. PLAYER KING I do believe you think what now you speak. But what we do determine oft we break. Purpose is but the slave to memory, Of violent birth but poor […]
Continue ReadingPlayer King: you must remarry! Player Queen: NEVER! Hamlet: HA! (3.2.167-175) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
PLAYER KING Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too, My operant powers their functions leave to do, And thou shalt live in this fair world behind Honoured, beloved, and haply one as kind For husband shalt thou – PLAYER QUEEN O, confound the rest! Such love must needs be treason in my breast. In second husband let me be accurst: […]
Continue ReadingPlayer Queen: I only worry about you because I love you (3.2.154-166) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
PLAYER QUEEN So many journeys may the sun and moon Make us again count o’er ere love be done. So far from cheer and from our former state, That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust, Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must. For women fear too much, even as they love, And women’s fear and love hold quantity – Either none, in […]
Continue ReadingThe play begins: it’s been 30 years… (3.2.148-153) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
Enter [Player] King and [Player] Queen. PLAYER KING Full thirty times hath Phoebus’ cart gone round Neptune’s salt wash and Tellus’ orbed ground And thirty dozen moons with borrowed sheen About the world have times twelve thirties been Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands Unite commutual in most sacred bands. (3.2.148-153) And now the play proper; sometimes the Player King and Player Queen bear more than a superficial resemblance […]
Continue ReadingPrologue (very short); Hamlet having another go… (3.2.134-147) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
Enter [a Player as the] PROLOGUE. HAMLET We shall know by this fellow. The players cannot keep council – they’ll tell all. OPHELIA Will ’a tell us what this show meant? HAMLET Ay, or any show that you will show him. Be not you ashamed to show, he’ll not shame to tell you what it […]
Continue ReadingA dumb show! a king, a queen, a murder, a marriage (3.2.129-133) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
The trumpets sounds. Dumb-show follows. Enter a king and a queen, the queen embracing him and he her. He takes her up and declines his head upon her neck. He lies him down upon a bank of flowers. She seeing him asleep leaves him. Anon come in another man, takes off his crown, kisses it, […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: I am HILARIOUS; also, remembering is ACTIVE (3.2.118-128)
HAMLET O God, your only jig-maker! What should a man do but be merry, for look you how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within’s two hours! OPHELIA Nay, ’tis twice two months, my lord. HAMLET So long? Nay, then, let the devil wear black, for I’ll have a suit of sables! O […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: random dodgy misogynist banter! (3.2.102-117) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET Be the players ready? ROSENCRANTZ Ay, my lord, they stay upon your patience. GERTRUDE Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me. HAMLET No, good mother, here’s metal more attractive. POLONIUS [to King] O ho, do you mark that! HAMLET Lady, shall I lie in your lap? OPHELIA No, my lord. HAMLET Do you […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: did you do acting when you were my age? Polonius: I DID! YES! (3.2.88-102) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
CLAUDIUS How fares our cousin Hamlet? HAMLET Excellent, i’faith! Of the chameleon’s dish – I eat the air, promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so. CLAUDIUS I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet. These words are not mine. HAMLET No, nor mine now, my lord. [to Polonius] You played once i’th’ university, you say? POLONIUS That […]
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