ANTONY Gentle Octavia, Let your best love draw to that point which seeks Best to preserve it. If I lose mine honour, I lose myself. Better I were not yours Than yours so branchless. But, as you requested, Yourself shall go between’s. The meantime, lady, I’ll raise the preparation of a war Shall stain your […]
Continue ReadingOctavia: you’re putting me in an impossible position! (3.4.9-18) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
OCTAVIA O, my good lord, Believe not all, or if you must believe, Stomach not all. A more unhappy lady, If this division chance, ne’er stood between, Praying for both parts. The good gods will mock me presently, When I shall pray ‘O, bless my lord and husband!’, Undo that prayer by crying out as […]
Continue ReadingAntony to Octavia: your brother needs to show me some RESPECT (3.4.1-9) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Enter Antony and Octavia ANTONY Nay, nay, Octavia, not only that, That were excusable, that and thousands more Of semblable import; but he hath waged New wars ’gainst Pompey, made his will and read it To public ear, spoke scantly of me; when perforce he could not But pay me terms of honour, cold and […]
Continue ReadingCleopatra: it’s going to be ok isn’t it? Charmian: course it is (3.3.37-47) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
CHARMIAN A proper man. CLEOPATRA Indeed he is so. I repent me much That so I harried him. Why, methinks, by him, This creature’s no such thing. CHARMIAN Nothing, madam. CLEOPATRA The man hath seen some majesty, and should know. CHARMIAN Hath he seen majesty? Isis else defend, And serving you so long! CLEOPATRA I […]
Continue ReadingFat-faced Octavia, and a messenger too clever for his own good (3.3.29-37) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
CLEOPATRA Bear’st thou her face in mind? Is’t long or round? MESSENGER Round, even to faultiness. CLEOPATRA For the most part, too, they are foolish that are so. Her hair—what colour? MESSENGER Brown, madam; and her forehead As low as she would wish it. CLEOPATRA [giving money] There’s gold for thee. Thou must not take my […]
Continue ReadingCleopatra: [casually] how old is Octavia? think carefully before you answer (3.3.21-28) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
CLEOPATRA Is this certain? MESSENGER Or I have no observance. CHARMIAN Three in Egypt Cannot make better note. CLEOPATRA He’s very knowing, I do perceive’t. There’s nothing in her yet. The fellow has good judgement. CHARMIAN Excellent. CLEOPATRA [to Messenger] Guess at her years, I prithee. MESSENGER Madam, She was a widow— CLEOPATRA Widow? Charmian, hark. […]
Continue ReadingCleopatra: is Octavia as sexy as me? (the correct answer is NO) (3.3.11-21) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
CLEOPATRA Is she as tall as me? MESSENGER She is not, madam. CLEOPATRA Didst hear her speak? Is she shrill-tongued or low? MESSENGER Madam, I heard her speak. She is low-voiced. CLEOPATRA That’s not so good. He cannot like her long. CHARMIAN Like her? O, Isis, ’tis impossible! CLEOPATRA I think so, Charmian. Dull of […]
Continue ReadingCleopatra: so, terrified messenger, have you seen Octavia? (3.1.1-10) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Enter Cleopatra, Charmian, Iras, and Alexas CLEOPATRA Where is the fellow? ALEXAS Half afeard to come. CLEOPATRA Go to, go to. Enter the Messenger as before Come hither, sir. ALEXAS Good majesty, Herod of Jewry dare not look upon you But when you are well pleased. CLEOPATRA That Herod’s head I’ll have; but how, when […]
Continue ReadingAntony: I’ve won, we’re off, BYEEEEE (3.2.60-67) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
CAESAR No, sweet Octavia, You shall hear from me still. The time shall not Outgo my thinking on you. ANTONY Come, sir, come, I’ll wrestle with you in my strength of love. Look, here I have you [embracing Caesar]; thus I let you go, And give you to the gods. CAESAR Adieu, be happy. LEPIDUS Let […]
Continue ReadingCaesar vs. Antony: boys don’t cry? (3.2.51-60) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ENOBARBUS [aside to Agrippa] Will Caesar weep? AGRIPPA [aside to Enobarbus] He has a cloud in’s face. ENOBARBUS [aside to Agrippa] He were the worse for that, were he a horse; So is he, being a man. AGRIPPA [aside to Enobarbus] Why, Enobarbus, When Antony found Julius Caesar dead He cried almost to roaring, and he wept When at […]
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