Caesar and Antony are DUNG and Lepidus is their BEETLE (3.2.11-22) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

ENOBARBUS  Spoke you of Caesar? How, the nonpareil? AGRIPPA         O, Antony, O, thou Arabian bird! ENOBARBUS  Would you praise Caesar, say ‘Caesar’; go no further. AGRIPPA         Indeed, he plied them both with excellent praises. ENOBARBUS  But he loves Caesar best; yet he loves Antony— Hoo! Hearts, tongues, figures, scribes, bards, poets, cannot Think, speak, cast, […]

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Agrippa: what’s new? Enobarbus: Lepidus is STILL hungover (3.2.1-10) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

Enter Agrippa at one door, Enobarbus at another AGRIPPA         What, are the brothers parted? ENOBARBUS  They have dispatched with Pompey; he is gone. The other three are sealing. Octavia weeps To part from Rome, Caesar is sad, and Lepidus Since Pompey’s feast, as Menas says, is troubled With the green-sickness. AGRIPPA                     ’Tis a noble Lepidus. […]

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Ventidius: still, at least we’ve had Antony’s name to fight with (3.1.27-37) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

SILIUS             Thou hast, Ventidius, that Without the which a soldier and his sword Grants scarce distinction. Thou wilt write to Antony? VENTIDIUS    I’ll humbly signify what in his name, That magical word of war, we have effected; How, with his banners and his well-paid ranks, The ne’er-yet-beaten horse of Parthia We have jaded out o’th’ […]

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Advice from Ventidius: don’t try too hard, you might make the boss look bad (3.1.11-27) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

VENTIDIUS                            O, Silius, Silius, I have done enough. A lower place, note well, May make too great an act. For learn this, Silius: Better to leave undone than by our deed Acquire too high a fame when him we serve’s away. Caesar and Antony have ever won More in their officer than person. Sossius, One […]

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Enobarbus: that’s that, then; Menas: come with me? (2.7.123-128) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

ENOBARBUS                          Take heed you fall not. MENAS           I’ll not on shore. No, to my cabin. These drums, these trumpets, flutes, what! Let Neptune hear we bid a loud farewell To these great fellows. Sound and be hanged, sound out! Sound a flourish, with drums [flutes, and trumpets] ENOBARBUS  [throwing his cap in the air] Hoo, […]

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Caesar: time, gentlemen! Antony, you’re coming with me (2.7.112-122) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

CAESAR                                  Good brother, Let me request you off. Our graver business Frowns at this levity. Gentle lords, let’s part. You see we have burnt our cheeks. Strong Enobarb Is weaker than the wine, and mine own tongue Splits what it speaks. The wild disguise hath almost Anticked us all. What needs more words? Good night. […]

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Enobarbus and Antony: LET’S DANCE!! (2.7.95-105) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

ENOBARBUS  [to Antony]     Ha, my brave Emperor, Shall we dance now the Egyptian bacchanals, And celebrate our drink? POMPEY                     Let’s ha’t, good soldier. ANTONY         Come, let’s all take hands Till that the conquering wine hath steeped our sense In soft and delicate Lethe. ENOBARBUS              All take hands. Make battery to our ears with the loud […]

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Antony: drink up, Caesar! Caesar: I really don’t feel so good (2.7.87-95) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare

POMPEY         This is not yet an Alexandrian feast. ANTONY         It ripens towards it. Strike the vessels, ho! Here’s to Caesar! CAESAR                      I could well forbear’t. It’s monstrous labour when I wash my brain, An it grow fouler. ANTONY                     Be a child o’th’ time. CAESAR          Possess it, I’ll make answer. But I had rather fast from […]

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