MENAS Wilt thou be lord of all the world? POMPEY What sayst thou? MENAS Wilt thou be lord of the whole world? That’s twice. POMPEY How should that be? MENAS But entertain it And, though thou think me poor, I am the man Will give thee all the world. POMPEY Hast thou drunk well? MENAS […]
Continue ReadingMenas: we’ve got to talk; Pompey: what’s your problem? (2.7.48-55) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
POMPEY [aside to Menas] Go hang, sir, hang! Tell me of that? Away, Do as I bid you. [Aloud] Where’s this cup I called for? MENAS [aside to Pompey] If for the sake of merit thou wilt hear me, Rise from thy stool. POMPEY [rising] I think thou’rt mad. The matter? MENAS I have ever held my cap off to […]
Continue ReadingLepidus: TELL ME ABOUT CROCODILES they sound so cool (2.7.37-47) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
LEPIDUS What manner o’ thing is your crocodile? ANTONY It is shaped, sir, like itself, and it is as broad as it hath breadth. It is just so high as it is, and moves with it own organs. It lives by that which nourisheth it, and the elements once out of it, it transmigrates. LEPIDUS What […]
Continue ReadingLepidus is SO drunk and thinks Egypt sounds AMAZING (2.7.23-36) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
LEPIDUS You’ve strange serpents there? ANTONY Ay, Lepidus. LEPIDUS Your serpent of Egypt is bred now of your mud by the operation of your sun; so is your crocodile. ANTONY They are so. POMPEY Sit, and some wine. A health to Lepidus! LEPIDUS I am not so well as I should be, but I’ll ne’er out. […]
Continue ReadingAntony: yes, Lepidus, Egypt is an incredibly fertile place (2.7.16-22) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
A sennet sounded. Enter Caesar, Antony, Pompey, Lepidus, Agrippa, Maecenas, Enobarbus, [and] Menas, with other captains ANTONY Thus do they, sir: they take the flow o’th’ Nile By certain scales i’th’ pyramid. They know By th’ height, the lowness, or the mean, if dearth Or foison follow. The higher Nilus swells The more it promises; as […]
Continue ReadingPower’s worth nothing if (like Lepidus) you’re incapable of wielding it (2.7.10-15) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
SECOND SERVANT Why, this it is to have a name in great men’s fellowship. I had as lief have a reed that will do me no service as a partisan I could not heave. FIRST SERVANT To be called into a huge sphere and not to be seen to move in’t, are the holes where eyes should be […]
Continue ReadingPompey’s party’s in full swing, and Lepidus is well away (2.7.1-9) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Music plays. Enter two or three Servants with a banquet FIRST SERVANT Here they’ll be anon. Some o’ their plants are ill rooted already; the least wind i’th’ world will blow them down. SECOND SERVANT Lepidus is high-coloured. FIRST SERVANT They have made him drink alms-drink. SECOND SERVANT As they pinch one another by the disposition, […]
Continue ReadingEnobarbus: this marriage is doomed from the start (2.6.120-131) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ENOBARBUS Octavia is of a holy, cold, and still conversation. MENAS Who would not have his wife so? ENOBARBUS Not he that himself is not so, which is Mark Antony. He will to his Egyptian dish again; then shall the sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in Caesar, and, as I said before, that which is […]
Continue ReadingEnobarbus: Antony’s married Octavia; Menas: NOOO!?! (2.6.106-119) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
MENAS We looked not for Mark Antony here. Pray you, is he married to Cleopatra? ENOBARBUS Caesar’s sister is called Octavia. MENAS True, sir. She was the wife of Caius Marcellus. ENOBARBUS But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius. MENAS Pray ye, sir? ENOBARBUS ’Tis true. MENAS Then is Caesar and he for ever […]
Continue ReadingMenas: Pompey’s messed up, hasn’t he? Enobarbus: Yep (2.6.98-106) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ENOBARBUS If our eyes had authority, here they might take two thieves kissing. MENAS All men’s faces are true, whatsome’er their hands are. ENOBARBUS But there is never a fair woman has a true face. MENAS No slander; they steal hearts. ENOBARBUS We came hither to fight with you. MENAS For my part, I am […]
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