Polonius: what? Ophelia: Hamlet’s gone mad, he looks TERRIBLE (2.1.71-81) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

Enter OPHELIA. POLONIUS                  How now, Ophelia, what’s the matter? OPHELIA        O my lord, my lord, I have been so affrighted. POLONIUS      With what, i’th’ name of God? OPHELIA        My lord, as I was sewing in my closet Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbraced, No hat upon his head, his stockings fouled, Ungartered and down-gyved to his ankle, Pale as his shirt, his knees knocking each other, […]

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Polonius: slowly does it, yes? Reynaldo: really going now (2.1.59-71) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

POLONIUS                  See you now Your bait of falsehood take this carp of truth, And thus do we of wisdom and of reach, With windlasses and with assays of bias, By indirections find directions out: So by my former lecture and advice Shall you my son. You have me, have you not? REYNALDO    My lord, I have. POLONIUS                              God buy ye, fare ye well. REYNALDO    Good my […]

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Polonius: Laertes has indeed been seen gambling! drinking! playing tennis! etc! (2.1.48-59) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

POLONIUS      And then, sir, does ’a this, ’a does – What was I about to say? By the mass, I was about to say something! Where did I leave? REYNALDO    At ‘closes in the consequence’. POLONIUS      At ‘closes in the consequence’, ay, marry. He closes thus: ‘I know the gentleman, I saw him yesterday, or th’other day, Or then, or then, with such or such, and as you […]

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Polonius: oh my plan is such a cunning plan (2.1.37-47) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

POLONIUS                  Marry, sir, here’s my drift – And I believe it is a fetch of wit – You laying these slight sallies on my son As ’twere a thing a little soiled with working, Mark you, your party in converse (him you would sound) Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes The youth you breathe of guilty, be assured He closes with you in this consequence: ‘Good sir’ (or so), […]

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Polonius: this is how to spy on my son: phase 1, be indirect (2.1.6-16) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

POLONIUS                  Look you, sir, Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris, And how, and who, what means, and where they keep, What company, at what expense, and finding By this encompassment and drift of question That they do know my son, come you more nearer Than your particular demands will touch it; Take you as ’twere some distant knowledge of him, As thus, ‘I know his father and his […]

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Polonius: this is your mission; Reynaldo: bye then; Polonius: not so fast (2.1.1-6) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

Enter POLONIUS with his man [Reynaldo] or two. POLONIUS      Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo. REYNALDO    I will, my lord. POLONIUS      You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo, Before you visit him to make inquire Of his behaviour. REYNALDO    My lord, I did intend it. POLONIUS      Marry, well said, very well said.       (2.1.1-6) A complete shift of tone and pace: daylight, interior, family matters. Back to […]

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Hamlet: the time is out of joint! everything’s WRONG! it’s not FAIR! (1.5.177-188) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET                     This do swear, So grace and mercy at your most need help you. GHOST                        Swear. HAMLET         Rest, rest, perturbed spirit. So, gentlemen, With all my love I do commend me to you, And what so poor a man as Hamlet is May do t’express his love and friending to you God willing shall not lack. Let us […]

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Hamlet: buckle up, friends, it’s going to get even weirder – but don’t let on! (1.5.163-177) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HORATIO        O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. HAMLET         And therefore as a stranger give it welcome: There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come, Here as before: never – so help you mercy, How strange or odd some’er I bear myself (As I perchance hereafter shall think meet To put […]

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