Demetrius to Helena: go AWAY I HATE you! (2.1.188-194) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA following him. [Oberon stands apart.] DEMETRIUS   I love thee not, therefore pursue me not. Where is Lysander and fair Hermia? The one I’ll stay; the other stayeth me. Thou toldst me they were stolen unto this wood; And here am I, and wood within this wood, Because I cannot meet my Hermia. Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more.       […]

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Oberon: I have a PLAN and it involves EXOTIC LOVE JUICE (2.1.165-176) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

OBERON         Yet marked I where the bolt of Cupid fell: It fell upon a little western flower, Before milk-white, now purple with love’s wound, And maidens call it love-in-idleness. Fetch me that flower: the herb I showed thee once. The juice of it, on sleeping eyelids laid, Will make or man or woman madly dote Upon the next live creature that it sees. Fetch me this herb, and be thou […]

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Oberon: Cupid tried to shoot the actual VIRGIN QUEEN! but he missed… (2.1.155-164) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

OBERON         That very time I saw (but thou couldst not) Flying between the cold moon and the earth Cupid, all armed. A certain aim he took At a fair vestal, thronèd by the west, And loosed his love-shaft smartly from his bow As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts. But I might see young Cupid’s fiery shaft Quenched in the chaste beams of the watery moon, And the imperial votaress passed on In maiden meditation, fancy free.    […]

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Oberon: so, Puck, you remember when we heard that mermaid? Puck: yep (2.1.146-154) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

OBERON         Well, go thy way. Thou shalt not from this grove Till I torment thee for this injury. My gentle puck, come hither. Thou rememberest Since once I sat upon a promontory, And heard a mermaid on a dolphin’s back Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath That the rude sea grew civil at her song, And certain stars shot madly from their spheres To hear the sea-maid’s music. PUCK                          I remember.   […]

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Titania: my friend DIED; I can’t let you have her little boy! (2.1.135-145) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

TITANIA         But she, being mortal, of that boy did die, And for her sake do I rear up her boy; And for her sake, I will not part with him. OBERON         How long within this wood intend you stay? TITANIA         Perchance till after Theseus’ wedding day. If you will patiently dance in our round And see our moonlight revels, go with […]

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