Hermia: really nice try, but the answer is still NO (2.2.57-69) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

HERMIA         Lysander riddles very prettily. Now much beshrew my manners and my pride If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied. But gentle friend, for love and courtesy, Lie further off, in human modesty: Such separation as may well be said Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid, So far be distant, and good night, sweet friend. Thy love ne’er alter till thy sweet […]

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Lysander: we seem to be lost; Hermia: I’ll sleep HERE; Lysander: me too! Hermia: uh, NO? (2.2.39-48) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

Enter LYSANDER and HERMIA. LYSANDER     Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood, And to speak troth, I have forgot our way. We’ll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good, And tarry for the comfort of the day. HERMIA         Be it so, Lysander. Find you out a bed, For I upon this bank will rest my head. LYSANDER     One turf shall serve as pillow […]

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Fairy lullaby time! no SNAKES, BUGS, REPTILES, or HEDGEHOGS allowed! (2.2.9-30) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

1 FAIRY           You spotted snakes with double tongue, Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen. Newts and blindworms, do no wrong, Come not near our Fairy Queen. CHORUS         Philomel, with melody, Sing in our sweet lullaby, Lulla, lulla, lullaby; lulla, lulla, lullaby. Never harm, nor spell, nor charm, Come our lovely lady nigh. So good night, with lullaby. 2 FAIRY           Weaving spiders, come not […]

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Titania: lullaby time, then go and do your chores, my pretties (2.2.1-8) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

Enter TITANIA with her train. TITANIA         Come, now a roundel and a fairy song; Then for the third part of a minute, hence: Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds; Some war with rearmice for their leathern wings To make my small elves coats; and some keep back The clamorous owl, that nightly hoots and wonders At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep; Then to your offices, and […]

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Puck: I’m BACK! Oberon: I know a bank… (2.1.247-258) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

Enter PUCK. OBERON         Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer. PUCK  Ay, there it is. OBERON                                 I pray thee give it me. I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine. There sleeps Titania sometime of the night, Lulled in these flowers with dances and delight; And there the […]

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Helena: my reputation’s in tatters already, so I might as well keep going; Oberon: I’m on HER side (2.1.238-246) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

HELENA         Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius! Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex. We cannot fight for love as men may do; We should be wooed, and were not made to woo. I’ll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell, To die upon the hand I love so well. (Exit.) OBERON         Fare […]

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Helena: you are crueller than a TIGER! Demetrius: yeah well I’m OFF (2.1.229-237) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

HELENA         The wildest hath not such a heart as you. Run when you will, the story shall be changed: Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase; The dove pursues the griffon; the mild hind Makes speed to catch the tiger: bootless speed, When cowardice pursues, and valour flies. DEMETRIUS   I will not stay thy questions. Let me go; Or if thou follow me, do […]

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