Fairy: are you, like, PUCK?? (2.1.32-42) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

FAIRY  Either I mistake your shape and making quite, Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he That frights the maidens of the villagery, Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern, And bootless make the breathless housewife churn, And sometime make the drink to bear no barm, Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm? Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck, You do their work, and […]

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Puck: beware, the fairy king and queen have TOTALLY fallen out! (2.1.18-31) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

PUCK  The king doth keep his revels here tonight. Take heed the queen come not within his sight; For Oberon is passing fell and wrath Because that she, as her attendant, hath A lovely boy stolen, from an Indian king: She never had so sweet a changeling. And jealous Oberon would have the child Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild. But she perforce withholds the loved boy, Crowns him with flowers, […]

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Fairy: cowslips-gold-red-pearl; earrings for sexy bodyguards! so tiny! MAGIC! (2.1.10-17) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

FAIRY  The cowslips tall her pensioners be. In their gold coats, spots you see: Those be rubies, fairy favours; In those freckles live their savours. I must go seek some dew drops here, And hang a pearl in every cowslip’s ear. Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I’ll be gone. Our queen and all her elves come here anon.         (2.1.10-17) The magic intensifies, so subtly, so cleverly, picture this, now this, now this: the cowslips tall […]

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Enter Puck and AN Other Fairy: it’s fairy time! (2.1.1-9) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

Enter a FAIRY at one door, and PUCK at another. PUCK  How now, spirit, whither wander you? FAIRY  Over hill, over dale, Thorough bush, thorough brier, Over park, over pale, Thorough flood, thorough fire, I do wander everywhere Swifter than the moon’s sphere, And I serve the Fairy Queen To dew her orbs upon the green.     (2.1.1-9) Fairies! Puck! (I’m going with Puck although many current critical editions […]

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Quince: lion is IMPROV! ROOAARRR! (1.2.54-65) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

QUINCE          Robin Starveling, the tailor? STARVELING  Here, Peter Quince. QUINCE          Robin Starveling, you must play Thisbe’s mother. Tom Snout, the tinker? SNOUT            Here, Peter Quince. QUINCE          You, Pyramus’ father; myself, Thisbe’s father; Snug the joiner, you the Lion’s part; and I hope here is a play fitted. SNUG  Have you the Lion’s part written? Pray […]

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Quince: Flute, you get to play the love interest! Flute: nooo! Bottom: let ME! (1.2.38-53) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

QUINCE          Francis Flute, the bellows-mender? FLUTE Here, Peter Quince. QUINCE          Flute, you must take Thisbe on you. FLUTE What is Thisbe? A wandering knight? QUINCE          It is the lady that Pyramus must love. FLUTE Nay, faith, let not me play a woman. I have a beard coming. QUINCE          That’s all one. You shall play it […]

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