Hamlet to Osric: but WHY are we talking about Laertes? (5.2.107-120) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         The concernancy, sir – why do we wrap the gentleman in our more rawer breath? OSRIC  Sir? HORATIO        Is’t not possible to understand in another tongue? You will do’t, sir, really. HAMLET         What imports the nomination of this gentleman? OSRIC  Of Laertes. HORATIO        His purse is empty already – all’s golden words are spent. HAMLET         […]

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Osric: it’s hot; Hamlet: it’s cold; Osric: yes cold; Hamlet: is it just me or is it HOT in here? (5.2.79-91) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         Your bonnet to his right use: ’tis for the head. OSRIC  I thank your lordship, it is very hot. HAMLET         No, believe me, ’tis very cold; the wind is northerly. OSRIC  It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed. HAMLET         But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot, or my complexion – OSRIC  Exceedingly, […]

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Hamlet: I’ve got to DO something; Horatio: you haven’t got long (5.2.66ff) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         Does it not, think thee, stand me now upon? He that hath killed my King and whored my mother, Popped in between th’election and my hopes, Thrown out his angle for my proper life And with such cozenage. Is’t not perfect conscience To quit him with this arm? And is’t not to be damned To let this canker of our nature come In further evil? HORATIO        It must be shortly known to […]

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Horatio: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, dead then? Hamlet: they ASKED for it (5.2.56-61) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HORATIO        So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to’t. HAMLET         They are not near my conscience. Their defeat Does by their own insinuation grow. ’Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes Between the pass and fell incensed points Of mighty opposites. HORATIO                    Why, what a king is this!       (5.2.56-61) Horatio’s oddly euphemistic, even evasive, at least to modern ears: so Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to’t. That is, you […]

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Hamlet: signed, sealed, and delivered; meanwhile, I jumped ship with the pirates (5.2.47-55) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HORATIO        How was this sealed? HAMLET         Why even in that was heaven ordinant: I had my father’s signet in my purse – Which was the model of that Danish seal – Folded the writ up in the form of th’other, Subscribed it, gave’t th’impression, placed it safely, The changeling never known. Now the next day Was our sea-fight, and what to this was sequent Thou knowest already.          (5.2.47-55) How was this sealed? Horatio’s asking the question […]

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