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Slow Shakespeare

Author: Hester Lees-Jeffries

Thurio: does Silvia love me yet? Proteus: she just doesn’t like the way you look mate (5.2.1-7) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

Enter Thurio, Proteus, [and] Julia [disguised as a boy] THURIO          Sir Proteus, what says Silvia to my suit? PROTEUS       O sir, I find her milder than she was, And yet she takes exceptions at your person. THURIO What, that my leg is too long? PROTEUS No, that it is too little. THURIO I’ll wear a […]

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Silvia is running away to find Valentine! with that nice Sir Eglamour (5.1.1-12) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

Enter Eglamour EGLAMOUR    The sun begins to gild the western sky, And now it is about the very hour That Silvia at Friar Patrick’s cell should meet me. She will not fail; for lovers break not hours, Unless it be to come before their time, So much they spur their expedition.  [Enter Silvia] See where […]

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Julia to Silvia’s portrait: Proteus is going to LOVE you, not at ALL creepily (4.4.183-191) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

JULIA  Come, shadow, come, and take this shadow up, For ’tis thy rival. O, thou senseless form, Thou shalt be worshipped, kissed, loved, and adored! And were there sense in his idolatry My substance should be statue in thy stead. I’ll use thee kindly, for thy mistress’ sake, That used me so; or else, by […]

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Julia: I’m as pretty as Silvia! I’m her equal! WHY doesn’t Proteus love me anymore, then? (4.4.170-182) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

JULIA  Here is her picture. Let me see, I think If I had such a tire, this face of mine Were full as lovely as is this of hers. And yet the painter flattered her a little, Unless I flatter with myself too much. Her hair is auburn, mine is perfect yellow; If that be […]

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Julia: I can’t even hate Silvia, she’s really nice (4.4.159-169) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

SILVIA She is beholding to thee, gentle youth. Alas, poor lady, desolate and left. I weep myself to think upon thy words. Here, youth. There is my purse. I give thee this For thy sweet mistress’ sake, because thou lov’st her. Farewell. JULIA  And she shall thank you for’t, if e’er you know her.– [Exit […]

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Julia: I acted Ariadne, abandoned by her lover Theseus–and I wept (4.4.151-158) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

JULIA  And at that time I made her weep agood, For I did play a lamentable part – Madam, ’twas Ariadne, passioning For Theseus’ perjury and unjust flight – Which I so lively acted with my tears That my poor mistress, moved therewithal, Wept bitterly; and would I might be dead, If I in thought […]

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Julia: yes Julia’s about my height, I know because I’ve worn her dress! (4.4.143-150) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

SILVIA How tall was she? JULIA  About my stature; for at Pentecost, When all our pageants of delight were played, Our youth got me to play the woman’s part, And I was trimmed in Madam Julia’s gown, Which served me as fit, by all men’s judgements, As if the garment had been made for me; […]

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Silvia: isn’t Julia meant to be really pretty? Julia: she’s totally lost her looks (4.4.134-142) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

SILVIA Is she not passing fair? JULIA  She hath been fairer, madam, than she is. When she did think my master loved her well She, in my judgement, was as fair as you. But since she did neglect her looking-glass And threw her sun-expelling mask away, The air hath starved the roses in her cheeks […]

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Julia: you could say that I know Julia yes (4.4.128-133) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

SILVIA Dost thou know her? JULIA  Almost as well as I do know myself. To think upon her woes I do protest That I have wept a hundred several times. SILVIA Belike she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her? JULIA I think she doth, and that’s her cause of sorrow.   (4.4.128-133)   Dost thou know […]

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Silvia: I won’t accept it! not from a man who’s behaved so badly! (4.4.118-127) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare

JULIA  [offering the ring] Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring. SILVIA The more shame for him that he sends it me; For I have heard him say a thousand times, His Julia gave it him at his departure. Though his false finger have profaned the ring, Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong. […]

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