VALENTINE What think you of this page, my lord? DUKE I think the boy hath grace in him – he blushes. VALENTINE I warrant you, my lord, more grace than boy. DUKE What mean you by that saying? VALENTINE Please you, I’ll tell you as we pass along, That you will wonder what hath fortuned. […]
Continue ReadingDuke: everything’s GREAT! let’s PARTY! Valentine: one more thing (5.4.156-161) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE Thou hast prevailed. I pardon them and thee. Dispose of them as thou know’st their deserts. Come, let us go, we will conclude all jars With triumphs, mirth, and rare solemnity. VALENTINE And as we walk along I dare be bold With our discourse to make your grace to smile. (5.4.156-161) Oooooh, alright then, […]
Continue ReadingValentine: please pardon the outlaws they’re great guys really (5.4.146-155) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE I thank your grace. The gift hath made me happy. I now beseech you, for your daughter’s sake, To grant one boon that I shall ask of you. DUKE I grant it for thine own, whate’er it be. VALENTINE These banished men that I have kept withal Are men endowed with worthy qualities. Forgive […]
Continue ReadingDuke to Thurio: you are merely a player; Duke to Valentine: but you are a GENTLEMAN (5.4.134-145) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
DUKE The more degenerate and base art thou To make such means for her as thou hast done, And leave her on such slight conditions. Now, by the honour of my ancestry, I do applaud thy spirit, Valentine, And think thee worthy of an empress’ love. Know then I here forget all former griefs, Cancel […]
Continue ReadingThurio: Silvia’s MINE; Valentine: Rrrrroarrr! Thurio: don’t want her now; Silvia: [?!?!?] (5.4.123-133) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THURIO Yonder is Silvia, and Silvia’s mine. VALENTINE Thurio, give back, or else embrace thy death. Come not within the measure of my wrath. Do not name Silvia thine. If once again, Verona shall not hold thee. Here she stands. Take but possession of her with a touch – I dare thee but to breathe […]
Continue ReadingReconciliation! Reunion! Happy ever after? enter outlaws, inevitably (5.4.114-122) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Come, come. A hand from either. Let me be blessed to make this happy close. ’Twere pity two such friends should be long foes. PROTEUS Bear witness, heaven, I have my wish for ever. JULIA And I mine. [Enter Outlaws, with the Duke and Thurio as prisoners] OUTLAWS A prize, a prize, a prize! […]
Continue ReadingJulia: man is a giddy thing; Proteus: sorry babe, can’t help it (5.4.106-113) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA It is the lesser blot, modesty finds, Women to change their shapes than men their minds. PROTEUS Than men their minds? ’Tis true. O heaven, were man But constant, he were perfect. That one error Fills him with faults, makes him run through all th’ sins; Inconstancy falls off ere it begins. What is […]
Continue ReadingJulia: SURPRISE! It’s ME! Proteus: How? What? Er… (5.4.96-105) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
JULIA And Julia herself did give it me, And Julia herself hath brought it hither. [Julia reveals herself] PROTEUS How? Julia? JULIA Behold her that gave aim to all thy oaths And entertained ’em deeply in her heart. How oft hast thou with perjury cleft the root? O Proteus, let this habit make thee blush. […]
Continue ReadingJulia [swoons, recovers] have a ring–no! not that one, this one! (5.4.85-95) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
PROTEUS Look to the boy! VALENTINE Why, boy? Why, wag, how now? What’s the matter? Look up. Speak. JULIA O good sir, my master charged me to deliver a ring to Madam Silvia, which out of my neglect was never done. PROTEUS Where is that ring, boy? JULIA [giving a ring] Here ’tis. This is it. PROTEUS […]
Continue ReadingValentine: we’re good bro! you know what?* (5.4.78-85) *see footnote to Sedgwick #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Then I am paid, And once again, I do receive thee honest. Who by repentance is not satisfied Is nor of heaven nor earth, for these are pleased. By penitence th’Eternal’s wrath’s appeased. And that my love may appear plain and free, All that was mine in Silvia I give thee. JULIA O me […]
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