Hamlet: take THAT! Claudius: [dies]; Laertes: I forgive you! [dies] (5.2.306-315) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         The point envenomed too? Then venom to thy work! [Hurts the King.] LORDS            Treason, treason! CLAUDIUS      O, yet defend me, friends, I am but hurt. HAMLET         Here, thou incestuous, damned Dane! Drink of this potion. Is the union here? Follow my mother. [King dies.] LAERTES                    He is justly served. It is a poison tempered by himself. Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet, Mine and my […]

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Laertes: we’re BOTH done for, and it’s all HIS fault (5.2.296-305) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         O villainy, ho! Let the door be locked. Treachery! Seek it out. [Exit Osric.] LAERTES        It is here, Hamlet, thou art slain. No medicine in the world can do thee good: In thee there is not half an hour’s life; The treacherous instrument is in thy hand Unbated and envenomed. The foul practice Hath turned itself on me. Lo, here I lie, Never to rise again. Thy mother’s poisoned – I can no […]

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Laertes: game over, serves me right; Gertrude: I HAVE BEEN POISONED (5.2.289-295) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HORATIO       They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord? OSRIC How is’t, Laertes? LAERTES        Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric: I am justly killed with mine own treachery. HAMLET         How does the Queen? CLAUDIUS      She swoons to see them bleed. QUEEN           No, no, the drink, the drink, O my dear Hamlet, The drink, the drink – […]

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Hamlet/Laertes: [furious scrapping!] [rapiers exchanged!][Queen falls!](5.2.278-288) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

LAERTES        [aside to King]            My lord, I’ll hit him now. CLAUDIUS      [aside to Laertes]       I do not think’t. LAERTES        [aside] And yet it is almost against my conscience. HAMLET         Come for the third, Laertes, you do but dally. I pray you pass with your best violence. I am sure you make a wanton of me. LAERTES        Say you so? Come on. [They play.] OSRIC Nothing neither way. […]

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Gertrude: sweaty Hamlet! [drinks]; Claudius: !!! (5.2.269-277) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

GERTRUDE    He’s fat and scant of breath. Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows – The Queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet. HAMLET         Good madam. CLAUDIUS      Gertrude, do not drink. GERTRUDE    I will, my lord. I pray you pardon me. CLAUDIUS      [aside] It is the poisoned cup! It is too late. HAMLET         I dare not drink yet, madam. By and by. […]

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Hamlet and Laertes FIGHT; palpable hits! (5.2.257-269) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         Come on, sir. LAERTES        Come, my lord. [They play.] HAMLET         One! LAERTES        No! HAMLET         Judgement? OSRIC A hit, a very palpable hit. Drum, trumpets and shot LAERTES        Well, again. CLAUDIUS      Stay, give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine: Here’s to thy health. Give him the cup. HAMLET         I’ll play this bout first. Set it by awhile. [They play.] Come, another hit! – What say you? […]

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Claudius: it’s time, DRUMROLL PLEASE (5.2.251-256) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

CLAUDIUS                  Give me the cups, And let the kettle to the trumpet speak, The trumpet to the cannoneer without, The cannons to the heavens, the heaven to earth. (Trumpets the while) Now the King drinks to Hamlet. Come, begin. And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.         (5.2.251-256) The tension is rising, rising, as Claudius issues his instructions—give me the cups, go on, […]

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Laertes/Hamlet: [faffing with foils]; Claudius: I will add a pearl to the wine for reasons (5.2.241-251) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

LAERTES        This is too heavy, let me see another. HAMLET         This likes me well. These foils have all a length? OSRIC Ay, my good lord. CLAUDIUS      Set me the stoups of wine upon that table. If Hamlet give the first or second hit Or quit in answer of the third exchange Let all the battlements their ordnance fire. The King shall drink to Hamlet’s better breath And in […]

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Hamlet: give us the foils! Laertes: yes the foils! Claudius: YES the foils! (5.2.231-240) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare

HAMLET         Give us the foils. LAERTES                    Come, one for me. HAMLET         I’ll be your foil, Laertes. In mine ignorance Your skill shall like a star i’th’ darkest night Stick fiery off indeed. LAERTES                    You mock me, sir. HAMLET         No, by this hand. CLAUDIUS      Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet, You know the wager. HAMLET         Very well, my lord. […]

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