HAMLET … wilt thou know Th’effect of what I wrote? HORATIO Ay, good my lord. HAMLET An earnest conjuration from the King, As England was his faithful tributary, As love between them like the palm might flourish, As peace should still her wheaten garland wear And stand a comma ’tween their amities, And many such like ‘as’, sir, of great charge, That on the view and knowing of these contents, Without debatement further more or […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: so I forged a new royal commission in my best handwriting (5.2.25-36) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HORATIO Is’t possible? HAMLET Here’s the commission; read it at more leisure. But wilt thou hear now how I did proceed? HORATIO I beseech you. HAMLET Being thus benetted round with villains, Or I could make a prologue to my brains They had begun the play. I sat me down, Devised a new commission, wrote it fair – I once did hold it as […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: so THIS is what happened on board ship (5.2.12-25) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET Up from my cabin, My sea-gown scarfed about me, in the dark Groped I to find out them, had my desire, Fingered their packet, and in fine withdrew To mine own room again, making so bold, My fears forgetting manners, to unfold Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio, A royal knavery, an exact command (Larded with many several sorts of reasons Importing Denmark’s health, and England’s too) With – ho! – such […]
Continue ReadingAnd so the final scene of Hamlet begins… (5.2.1-11) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
Enter HAMLET and HORATIO. HAMLET So much for this, sir. Now shall you see the other: You do remember all the circumstance? HORATIO Remember it, my lord? HAMLET Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting That would not let me sleep. Methought I lay Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly – And praised be rashness for it – let us know Our indiscretion sometime serves us well When our deep plots do fall – and […]
Continue ReadingClaudius: we just need to wait a little longer… (5.1.282-288) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
CLAUDIUS I pray thee, good Horatio, wait upon him. (Exit Horatio.) [aside to Laertes] Strengthen your patience in our last night’s speech, We’ll put the matter to the present push. – Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son. This grave shall have a living monument. An hour of quiet thereby shall we see; Till then in patience our proceeding be. (Exeunt.) (5.1.282-288) Claudius has […]
Continue ReadingGertrude: he doesn’t know what he’s saying! Hamlet: it’s OK, I’m DONE (5.1.273-281) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
GERTRUDE This is mere madness, And thus awhile the fit will work on him. Anon, as patient as the female dove When that her golden couplets are disclosed, His silence will sit drooping. HAMLET Hear you, sir, What is the reason that you use me thus? I loved you ever – but it is no matter. Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: anything you can do… (5.1.263-273) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET ’Swounds, show me what thou’lt do. Woul’t weep, woul’t fight, woul’t fast, woul’t tear thyself, Woul’t drink up eisel, eat a crocodile? I’ll do’t. Dost come here to whine, To outface me with leaping in her grave? Be buried quick with her, and so will I. And if thou prate of mountains let them throw Millions of acres on us till our ground, Singeing his pate against the burning zone, Make Ossa like a wart. Nay, an thou’lt mouth, […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: I loved Ophelia more than ANYONE, OK? (5.1.258-262) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET I loved Ophelia – forty thousand brothers Could not with all their quantity of love Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her? CLAUDIUS O, he is mad, Laertes. GERTRUDE For love of God, forbear him. (5.1.258-262) On the page, especially, it’s the sheer narcissism that comes across, look at Hamlet, making it all about him […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: take your hands OFF me or I won’t be ANSWERABLE (5.1.248-257) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET Thou pray’st not well. I prithee take thy fingers from my throat, For, though I am not splenative rash, Yet have I in me something dangerous Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand. CLAUDIUS Pluck them asunder. QUEEN Hamlet! Hamlet! LORD Gentlemen! HORATIO Good my lord, be quiet. HAMLET Why, I will fight with him upon this theme Until my eyelids will […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: I’M BAAAAAACK! Laertes: you absolute bastard! (5.1.243-247) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET What is he whose grief Bears such an emphasis, whose phrase of sorrow Conjures the wandering stars and makes them stand Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I, Hamlet the Dane. LAERTES The devil take thy soul! (5.1.243-247) Hamlet knows it’s Laertes—this is not a request for information—it’s more a way of Hamlet saying, I’M BAAAAACK! (He doesn’t come out of this encounter well, it’s astonishingly […]
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