PROTEUS And notwithstanding all her sudden quips, The least whereof would quell a lover’s hope, Yet, spaniel-like, the more she spurns my love, The more it grows, and fawneth on her still. But here comes Thurio. Now must we to her window, And give some evening music to her ear. (4.2.12-17) And notwithstanding all […]
Continue ReadingProteus: Silvia seems immune to my charms for some reason? (4.2.1-11) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Proteus PROTEUS Already have I been false to Valentine, And now I must be as unjust to Thurio. Under the colour of commending him I have access my own love to prefer. But Silvia is too fair, too true, too holy To be corrupted with my worthless gifts. When I protest true loyalty to […]
Continue ReadingOutlaws: Welcome to our CREW! you’re the boss now, Valentine! (4.1.61-73) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THIRD OUTLAW What sayst thou? Wilt thou be of our consort? Say ‘Ay’, and be the captain of us all. We’ll do thee homage and be ruled by thee, Love thee as our commander and our king. FIRST OUTLAW But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest. SECOND OUTLAW Thou shalt not live to brag […]
Continue ReadingOutlaws to Valentine: be our leader, you’d give us a bit of CLASS (4.1.49-60) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
FIRST OUTLAW And I, for such like petty crimes as these. But to the purpose, for we cite our faults That they may hold excused our lawless lives. And partly seeing you are beautified With goodly shape, and by your own report A linguist, and a man of such perfection As we do in our […]
Continue ReadingOutlaws to Valentine: so these are our actual crimes (4.1.41-48) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THIRD OUTLAW Know, then, that some of us are gentlemen Such as the fury of ungoverned youth Thrust from the company of lawful men. Myself was from Verona banishèd For practising to steal away a lady, An heir, and near allied unto the Duke. SECOND OUTLAW And I from Mantua, for a gentleman Who, in […]
Continue ReadingOutlaws to Valentine: would you like to be our LEADER? (4.1.31-40) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
SECOND OUTLAW Have you the tongues? VALENTINE My youthful travel therein made me happy, Or else I had been often miserable. THIRD OUTLAW By the bare scalp of Robin Hood’s fat friar, This fellow were a king for our wild faction! FIRST OUTLAW We’ll have him. Sirs, a word. [The Outlaws talk apart] SPEED [to […]
Continue ReadingValentine: I was banished on account of being a murderer and a gentleman (4.1.23-30) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
FIRST OUTLAW What, were you banished thence? VALENTINE I was. SECOND OUTLAW For what offence? VALENTINE For that which now torments me to rehearse. I killed a man, whose death I much repent, But yet I slew him manfully, in fight, Without false vantage, or base treachery. FIRST OUTLAW Why, ne’er repent it, if it […]
Continue ReadingValentine: no really it’s not worth your trouble robbing me? (4.1.11-22) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
VALENTINE Then know that I have little wealth to lose. A man I am, crossed with adversity. My riches are these poor habiliments, Of which if you should here disfurnish me You take the sum and substance that I have. SECOND OUTLAW Whither travel you? VALENTINE To Verona. FIRST OUTLAW Whence came you? VALENTINE From […]
Continue ReadingOutlaws! quite timid and polite ones actually (4.1.1-10) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
Enter Outlaws FIRST OUTLAW Fellows, stand fast – I see a passenger. SECOND OUTLAW If there be ten, shrink not, but down with ’em. [Enter Valentine and Speed] THIRD OUTLAW Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about ye. If not, we’ll make you sit, and rifle you. SPEED [to Valentine] Sir, we are undone! These […]
Continue ReadingThurio: I’ve got a poem already! let’s find some players who can really JAM (3.2.88-97) #2Dudes1Dog #SlowShakespeare
THURIO And thy advice this night I’ll put in practice. Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver, Let us into the city presently To sort some gentlemen well-skilled in music. I have a sonnet that will serve the turn To give the onset to thy good advice. DUKE About it, gentlemen. PROTEUS We’ll wait upon your grace […]
Continue Reading