ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the King. HAMLET The body is with the King, but the King is not with the body. The King is a thing. GUILDENSTERN A thing, my lord? HAMLET Of nothing. Bring me to him. (Exeunt.) (4.2.23-28) Rosencrantz tries […]
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HAMLET Besides, to be demanded of a sponge! What replication should be made by the son of a king? ROSENCRANTZ Take you me for a sponge, my lord? HAMLET Ay, sir – that soaks up the King’s countenance, his rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the King best service in the end: he keeps […]
Continue ReadingRosencrantz: um, where’s the body? (4.2.1-10) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
Enter Hamlet. HAMLET Safely stowed! But soft, what noise? Who calls on Hamlet? O, here they come! [Enter Rosencrantz, Guildenstern and others] ROSENCRANTZ What have you done, my lord, with the dead body? HAMLET Compound it with dust, whereto ’tis kin. ROSENCRANTZ Tell us where ’tis, that we may take it thence and bear it […]
Continue ReadingClaudius: this is a PR DISASTER but we might get away with it (4.1.38-45) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
CLAUDIUS Come, Gertrude, we’ll call up our wisest friends And let them know both what we mean to do And what’s untimely done. [ ] Whose whisper o’er the world’s diameter, As level as the cannon to his blank, Transports his poisoned shot, may miss our name And hit the woundless air. O come away, My soul is full of discord and dismay. (Exeunt.) (4.1.38-45) Claudius […]
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CLAUDIUS O Gertrude, come away. The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch But we will ship him hence, and this vile deed We must with all our majesty and skill Both countenance and excuse. Ho, Guildenstern! Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Friends both, go join you with some further aid: Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain And from his […]
Continue ReadingClaudius: we’ve been too soft; Gertrude: Hamlet’s not a BAD boy (4.1.19-27) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
CLAUDIUS But so much was our love, We would not understand what was most fit, But like the owner of a foul disease, To keep it from divulging, let it feed Even on the pith of life. Where is he gone? GERTRUDE To draw apart the body he hath killed, O’er whom – his very madness like some ore Among a mineral of metals base Shows itself pure […]
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CLAUDIUS O heavy deed! It had been so with us had we been there. His liberty is full of threats to all, To you yourself, to us, to everyone. Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answered? It will be laid to us whose providence Should have kept short, restrained and out of haunt This mad young man. (4.1.12-19) O heavy deed! That’s a disaster! But Claudius […]
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Enter CLAUDIUS with ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN. CLAUDIUS There’s matter in these sighs, these profound heaves. You must translate; ’tis fit we understand them. Where is your son? GERTRUDE Bestow this place on us a little while. [Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.] Ah, mine own lord, what have I seen tonight! CLAUDIUS What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet? GERTRUDE Mad as the sea and wind when both contend Which is the mightier. In his lawless fit, […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: their cunning plan will backfire alright! ’Night, mother! (3.4.203-215) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET Let it work. For ’tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his own petard, and’t shall go hard But I will delve one yard below their mines And blow them at the moon. O, ’tis most sweet When in one line two crafts directly meet. This man shall set me packing; I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room. Mother, goodnight indeed. This […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: I have to go to ENGLAND with slimy R&G (3.4.195-203) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
GERTRUDE Be thou assured, if words be made of breath And breath of life, I have no life to breathe What thou hast said to me. HAMLET I must to England – you know that. GERTRUDE Alack, I had forgot; ’tis so concluded on. HAMLET There’s letters sealed and my two schoolfellows – Whom I will […]
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