ROMEO Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up. MERCUTIO Come, sir, your ‘passado’. [They fight.] ROMEO Draw, Benvolio, beat down their weapons. Gentlemen, for shame forbear this outrage! Tybalt, Mercutio, the Prince expressly hath Forbid this bandying in Verona streets. [Romeo steps between them.] Hold, Tybalt! Good Mercutio! [Tybalt […]
Continue ReadingTaunting Tybalt, and, extended feline humour (3.1.66-75)
MERCUTIO O calm, dishonourable, vile submission! ‘Alla stoccata’ carries it away. [Draws.] Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk? TYBALT What wouldst thou have with me? MERCUTIO Good King of Cats, nothing but one of your nine lives that I mean to make bold withal, and as you shall use me hereafter, dry-beat the […]
Continue ReadingLove and names, and seeking satisfaction (3.1.53-65)
TYBALT Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford No better term than this: thou art a villain. ROMEO Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee Doth much excuse the appertaining rage To such a greeting. Villain am I none; Therefore farewell, I see thou knowest me not. TYBALT […]
Continue ReadingMercutio, winding up Tybalt and Benvolio (3.1.43-52)
BENVOLIO We talk here in the public haunt of men: Either withdraw unto some private place, Or reason coldly of your grievances, Or else depart; here all eyes gaze on us. MERCUTIO Men’s eyes were made to look, and let them gaze; I will not budge for no man’s pleasure, I. […]
Continue ReadingConsorting with Romeo, and any excuse for a quarrel: QED (3.1.32-42)
TYBALT Follow me close, for I will speak to them. Gentlemen, good den, a word with one of you. MERCUTIO And but one word with one of us? couple it with something, make it a word and a blow. TYBALT You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, and you will give me […]
Continue ReadingHeads and heels and clunking legal humour (3.1.27-31)
BENVOLIO And I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man should buy the fee-simple of my life for an hour and a quarter. MERCUTIO The fee-simple? O simple! EnterTYBALT, PETRUCHIO, and others. BENVOLIO By my head, here comes the Capulets. MERCUTIO By my heel, I care not. (3.1.27-31) Benvolio seems to have […]
Continue ReadingMercutio, on picking fights; also, egg jokes (3.1.10-26)
MERCUTIO Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in Italy, and as soon moved to be moody, and as soon moody to be moved. BENVOLIO And what to? MERCUTIO Nay, and there were two such, we should have none shortly, for one would kill the other. Thou? why, thou […]
Continue ReadingIt’s a hot afternoon in Verona… (3.1.1-9)
[3.1] Enter MERCUTIO [and his PAGE], BENVOLIO, and MEN. BENVOLIO I pray thee, good Mercutio, let’s retire: The day is hot, the Capels are abroad, And if we meet we shall not scape a brawl, For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring. MERCUTIO Thou art like one of these fellows that, when […]
Continue ReadingExcess of joy, and words are not enough (2.6.24-37)
ROMEO Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy Be heaped like mine, and that thy skill be more To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath This neighbour air, and let rich music’s tongue Unfold the imagined happiness that both Receive in either by this dear encounter. JULIET Conceit, […]
Continue ReadingFloating, light as air (2.6.16-23)
FRIAR Here comes the lady. O, so light a foot Will ne’er wear out the everlasting flint; A lover may bestride the gossamers That idles in the wanton summer air, And yet not fall, so light is vanity. JULIET Good even to my ghostly confessor. FRIAR Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, […]
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