CLAUDIUS How may we try it further? POLONIUS You know sometimes he walks four hours together Here in the lobby? GERTRUDE So he does, indeed. POLONIUS At such a time I’ll loose my daughter to him. Be you and I behind an arras then, Mark the encounter: if he love her not And be not from his reason fallen thereon Let me be no assistant for a state But keep […]
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Polonius: you know I’m right about Hamlet! I’ll get to the bottom of this! (2.2.149-156) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
CLAUDIUS Do you think this? GERTRUDE It may be, very like. POLONIUS Hath there been such a time – I would fain know that – That I have positively said ’tis so When it proved otherwise? CLAUDIUS Not that I know. POLONIUS Take this from this if this be otherwise. If circumstances lead me I will find Where truth is hid, though it were hid […]
Continue ReadingPolonius: this is how Hamlet went CRAZY FOR LOVE (2.2.136-148) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
POLONIUS No, I went round to work And my young mistress thus I did bespeak: ‘Lord Hamlet is a prince out of thy star. This must not be.’ And then I prescripts gave her That she should lock herself from his resort, Admit no messengers, receive no tokens; Which done, she took the fruits of my advice, And he, repelled, a short tale to make, Fell into […]
Continue ReadingPolonius: when I spotted what was going on I came STRAIGHT to you! (2.2.125-136) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
CLAUDIUS But how hath she Received his love? POLONIUS What do you think of me? CLAUDIUS As of a man faithful and honourable. POLONIUS I would fain prove so. But what might you think When I had seen this hot love on the wing – As I perceived it (I must tell you that) Before my daughter told me – what might you, Or […]
Continue ReadingPolonius: objectively terrible but quite sweet POEM by Hamlet (2.2.114-125) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
POLONIUS [Reads.] Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love. O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers. I have not art to reckon my groans, but that I love thee best, O most best, believe it. Adieu. Thine evermore, most dear lady, whilst this machine is to him. […]
Continue ReadingPolonius: and now I will read a love-letter out loud #cringe (2.2.104-113) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
POLONIUS Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend, I have a daughter – have while she is mine – Who in her duty and obedience, mark, Hath given me this. Now gather and surmise. [Reads.] To the celestial and my soul’s idol, the most beautified Ophelia – that’s an ill phrase, a vile phrase, ‘beautified’ is a vile phrase, but you shall hear […]
Continue ReadingGertrude: !!!! Polonius: so we need to know WHY Hamlet’s mad (2.2.95-103) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
GERTRUDE More matter with less art. POLONIUS Madam, I swear I use no art at all. That he is mad, ’tis true, ’tis true ’tis pity, And pity ’tis ’tis true: a foolish figure! But farewell it, for I will use no art. Mad let us grant him then, and now remains That we find out the cause of this effect – Or […]
Continue ReadingPolonius: brevity is the soul of wit! your son’s MAD! (2.2.85-95) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
POLONIUS This business is well ended. My liege and madam, to expostulate What majesty should be, what duty is, Why day is day, night night, and time is time, Were nothing but to waste night, day and time; Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes. I will be brief: your noble son is […]
Continue ReadingVoltemand: the Norwegians want to cut across Denmark to invade Poland ok? (2.2.72-85) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
VOLTEMAND Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy, Gives him threescore thousand crowns in annual fee And his commission to employ those soldiers So levied (as before) against the Polack, With an entreaty herein further shown That it might please you to give quiet pass Through your dominions for this enterprise On such regards of safety and allowance As therein are set down. CLAUDIUS It likes us well, […]
Continue ReadingAmbassadors: good news, the invasion’s been cancelled! (2.2.58-71) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
Enter Voltemand and Cornelius. CLAUDIUS Welcome, my good friends. Say, Voltemand, what from our brother Norway? VOLTEMAND Most fair return of greetings and desires. Upon our first he sent out to suppress His nephew’s levies, which to him appeared To be a preparation ’gainst the Polack; But, better looked into, he truly found It was against your highness; whereat, grieved That so his sickness, age and impotence Was falsely borne […]
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