HAMLET The phrase would be more germane to the matter if we could carry a cannon by our sides. I would it might be ‘hangers’ till then. But on. Six Barbary horses against six French swords, their assigns and three liberal-conceited carriages – that’s the French bet against the Danish. Why, is this all you […]
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Osric: SO much excitement re rapier accessories! Hamlet: what? (5.2.130-139) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
OSRIC The King, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary horses, against the which he has impawned, as I take it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, hanger and so. Three of the carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages and of […]
Continue ReadingOsric: [getting there] Laertes is an AMAZING swordsman! Hamlet: oh yeah? (5.2.121-129) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
OSRIC You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is. HAMLET I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in excellence. But to know a man well were to know himself. OSRIC I mean, sir, for his weapon. But in the imputation laid on him by them in his meed he’s […]
Continue ReadingHamlet to Osric: but WHY are we talking about Laertes? (5.2.107-120) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET The concernancy, sir – why do we wrap the gentleman in our more rawer breath? OSRIC Sir? HORATIO Is’t not possible to understand in another tongue? You will do’t, sir, really. HAMLET What imports the nomination of this gentleman? OSRIC Of Laertes. HORATIO His purse is empty already – all’s golden words are spent. HAMLET […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: I’ll TELL you how AMAZING Laertes is!! Oh YES! (5.2.98-106) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you, though I know to divide him inventorially would dazzle th’arithmetic of memory, and yet but yaw neither, in respect of his quick sail; but in the verity of extolment I take him to be a soul of great article and his infusion of such dearth and […]
Continue ReadingOsric: Laertes is AMAZING! (5.2.91-97) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
OSRIC Sir, here is newly come to court Laertes – believe me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent differences, of very soft society and great showing. Indeed, to speak sellingly of him, he is the card or calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the continent of what part a gentleman would […]
Continue ReadingOsric: it’s hot; Hamlet: it’s cold; Osric: yes cold; Hamlet: is it just me or is it HOT in here? (5.2.79-91) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET Your bonnet to his right use: ’tis for the head. OSRIC I thank your lordship, it is very hot. HAMLET No, believe me, ’tis very cold; the wind is northerly. OSRIC It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed. HAMLET But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot, or my complexion – OSRIC Exceedingly, […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: look at the STATE of him; Osric: Message from the King! (5.2.71-78) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET [aside] Thy state is the more gracious, for ’tis a vice to know him. He hath much land, and fertile. Let a beast be lord of beasts and his crib shall stand at the king’s mess. ’Tis a chough but, as I say, spacious in the possession of dirt. OSRIC Sweet lord, if your […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: yeah, my bad re Laertes; enter OSRIC?? (5.2.66-70) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET But I am very sorry, good Horatio, That to Laertes I forgot myself, For by the image of my cause I see The portraiture of his. I’ll count his favours; But sure the bravery of his grief did put me Into a towering passion. HORATIO Peace, who comes here? Enter OSRIC, a courtier. OSRIC Your lordship is right welcome back to […]
Continue ReadingHamlet: I’ve got to DO something; Horatio: you haven’t got long (5.2.66ff) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare
HAMLET Does it not, think thee, stand me now upon? He that hath killed my King and whored my mother, Popped in between th’election and my hopes, Thrown out his angle for my proper life And with such cozenage. Is’t not perfect conscience To quit him with this arm? And is’t not to be damned To let this canker of our nature come In further evil? HORATIO It must be shortly known to […]
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