Hermia: I WILL BE THERE WE’RE SO ELOPING (1.1.168-178) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

HERMIA                     My good Lysander, I swear to thee by Cupid’s strongest bow, By his best arrow with the golden head, By the simplicity of Venus’ doves, By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves, And by that fire which burned the Carthage queen When the false Trojan under sail was seen, By all the vows that ever men have broke (In number more than ever women spoke), […]

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Lysander: I have a PLAN! we’ll ELOPE! (1.1.156-168) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

LYSANDER     A good persuasion; therefore hear me, Hermia. I have a widow aunt, a dowager, Of great revenue, and she hath no child. From Athens is her house remote seven leagues, And she respects me as her only son. There, gentle Hermia, may I marry thee, And to that place the sharp Athenian law Cannot pursue us. If thou lov’st me, then Steal forth thy father’s house tomorrow night; […]

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Hermia: are true lovers just fated to suffer, then? nothing to be done? (1.1.150-155) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

HERMIA         If then true lovers have been ever crossed, It stands as an edict in destiny. Then let us teach our trial patience Because it is a customary cross, As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs, Wishes and tears, poor fancy’s followers.   (1.1.150-155) It sounds a bit as if Hermia’s just giving up, or else she’s slightly high on this idea that it’s […]

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Theseus: Demetrius and Egeus, you get to organise my stag night! (1.1.122-7) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

THESEUS        Come, my Hippolyta. What cheer, my love? Demetrius and Egeus, go along. I must employ you in some business Against our nuptial, and confer with you Of something nearly that concerns yourselves. EGEUS With duty and desire we follow you. (Exeunt [all but] Lysander and Hermia.)     (1.1.122-127) Theseus expedites what is effectively a scene change: come, my Hippolyta. I’m in charge here, as you […]

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Lysander: Demetrius is a two-timing SNAKE! Theseus yes I had heard (1.1.106-114) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

LYSANDER     Demetrius, I’ll avouch it to his head, Made love to Nedar’s daughter Helena And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes, Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry Upon this spotted and inconstant man. THESEUS        I must confess that I have heard so much, And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof; But being over-full of self-affairs, My mind did lose it.   (1.1.106-114) […]

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Lysander: I’m as good as Demetrius! if not BETTER! (1.1.99-105) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

LYSANDER     I am, my lord, as well derived as he, As well possessed; my love is more than his, My fortunes every way as fairly ranked (If not with vantage) as Demetrius’; And (which is more than all these boasts can be) I am belov’d of beauteous Hermia. Why should not I then prosecute my right?           (1.1.99-105) Lysander seems more worried about being […]

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Demetrius: she’s mine! Lysander: she’s mine! Egeus: she’s MINE, I get to choose (1.1.91-98) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare

DEMETRIUS   Relent, sweet Hermia; and Lysander, yield Thy crazed title to my certain right. LYSANDER     You have her father’s love, Demetrius. Let me have Hermia’s: do you marry him. EGEUS Scornful Lysander, true, he hath my love, And what is mine, my love shall render him; And she is mine, and all my right of her I do estate […]

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