FLUTE Asleep, my love? What, dead, my dove? O Pyramus, arise. Speak, speak. Quite dumb? Dead, dead? A tomb Must cover thy sweet eyes. These lily lips, This cherry nose, These yellow cowslip cheeks Are gone, are gone: Lovers make moan. His eyes were green as leeks. (5.1.317-328) I love this speech, which must be […]
Continue ReadingDemetrius: banter; Lysander: banter; Theseus: banter; Hippolyta: are we there yet? (5.1.300-316) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS No die but an ace for him; for he is but one. LYSANDER Less than an ace, man; for he is dead, he is nothing. THESEUS With the help of a surgeon, he might yet recover, and yet prove an ass. HIPPOLYTA How chance Moonshine is gone before Thisbe comes back and finds her […]
Continue ReadingBottom-as-Pyramus: die, die, die, die, die! I am DEAD! (5.1.281-299) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
THESEUS This passion, and the death of a dear friend, would go near to make a man look sad. HIPPOLYTA Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man. BOTTOM O wherefore, Nature, didst thou lions frame? Since Lion vile hath here deflowered my dear. Which is – no, no, which was – the fairest dame That lived, that loved, that […]
Continue ReadingBottom as Pyramus: what have we here then? oh NO! (5.1.263-280) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
Enter Pyramus. DEMETRIUS And then came Pyramus. [Exit Lion.] LYSANDER And so the Lion vanished. BOTTOM Sweet Moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams. I thank thee, Moon, for shining now so bright. For by thy gracious, golden, glittering gleams, I trust to take of truest Thisbe sight. But stay: O spite! But mark, poor knight, What dreadful dole is here? Eyes, […]
Continue ReadingMoon: [shines, persistently]; Thisbe: where is Pyramus? Lion: ROAR! (5.1.250-262) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
LYSANDER Proceed, moon. STARVELING All that I have to say is to tell you that the lanthorn is the moon, I the man i’th’ moon, this thorn-bush my thorn-bush, and this dog my dog. DEMETRIUS Why, all these should be in the lanthorn; for all these are in the moon. But silence: here comes Thisbe. […]
Continue ReadingStarveling: I am the Moon AND the Man in the Moon! (5.1.234-249) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
[Enter Moonshine.] STARVELING This lanthorn doth the horned moon present. DEMETRIUS He should have worn the horns on his head. THESEUS He is no crescent, and his horns are invisible, within the circumference. STARVELING This lanthorn doth the horned moon present. Myself, the man i’th’ moon do seem to be. THESEUS This is the greatest error of all the […]
Continue ReadingIt’s SNUG! and he is not at all a scary Lion! (5.1.217-233) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
Enter Lion. SNUG You ladies, you whose gentle hearts do fear The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor, May now perchance both quake and tremble here, When Lion rough in wildest rage doth roar. Then know that I, as Snug the joiner, am No lion fell, nor else no lion’s dam. For if I should, as Lion, come in strife Into […]
Continue ReadingTheseus: actors can only do so much, the rest is up to us, that’s THEATRE (5.1.201-216) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
BOTTOM Wilt thou at Ninny’s tomb meet me straightway? FLUTE Tide life, tide death, I come without delay. SNOUT Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so; And being done, thus Wall away doth go. [Exeunt Wall, Pyramus and Thisbe.] THESEUS Now is the more use between the two neighbours. DEMETRIUS No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful, to […]
Continue ReadingPyramus/Thisbe: we’re kissing the wall’s HOLE, not each other! (5.1.191-200) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
BOTTOM I see a voice. Now will I to the chink, To spy and I can hear my Thisbe’s face. Thisbe? FLUTE My love thou art, my love I think. BOTTOM Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover’s grace; And like Limander, am I trusty still. FLUTE And I, like Helen, till the Fates me kill. BOTTOM Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true. […]
Continue ReadingFlute/Thisbe: I have often kissed the wall’s stones with my lovely cherry lips! (5.1.181-190) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
THESEUS The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again. BOTTOM No, in truth, sir, he should not. ‘Deceiving me’ is Thisbe’s cue. She is to enter now, and I am to spy her through the wall. You shall see it will fall. (Enter Thisbe.) Pat as I told you: yonder she comes. FLUTE O Wall, full […]
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