BOTTOM Where’s Monsieur Mustardseed? MUSTARDSEED Ready. BOTTOM Give me your neaf, Monsieur Mustardseed. Pray you, leave your courtesy, good Monsieur. MUSTARDSEED What’s your will? BOTTOM Nothing, good Monsieur, but to help Cavalery Cobweb to scratch. I must to the barber’s, Monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a […]
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Bottom to Cobweb: bring me a HONEY-BAG from a HUMBLE-BEE! (4.1.10-16) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
BOTTOM Monsieur Cobweb, good Monsieur, get you your weapons in your hand, and kill me a red-hipped humble-bee on the top of a thistle; and good Monsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not fret yourself too much in the action, Monsieur; and good Monsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not. I would be loath […]
Continue ReadingIt’s BOTTOM in the BOWER, having his EARS scratched! (4.1.1-9) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
Enter [TITANIA, BOTTOM] and FAIRIES, and [OBERON] behind them. TITANIA Come sit thee down upon this flowery bed While I thy amiable cheeks do coy, And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head, And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy. BOTTOM Where’s Peaseblossom? PEASEBLOSSOM Ready. BOTTOM Scratch my head, Peaseblossom. Where’s Monsieur Cobweb? COBWEB Ready. (4.1.1-9) Bottom and Titania may have been in her bower at […]
Continue ReadingPuck: there, there; all shall be well! (3.2.448-463) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
PUCK On the ground Sleep sound. I’ll apply To your eye, Gentle lover, remedy. When thou wak’st, Thou tak’st True delight In the sight Of thy former lady’s eye; And the country proverb known, That every man should take his own, In your waking shall be shown. Jack shall have Jill, Nought shall go ill, The man […]
Continue ReadingHermia: I am lost, sad, wet, & exhausted, & I’ve torn my frock (3.2.442-447) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
Enter HERMIA. HERMIA Never so weary, never so in woe, Bedabbled with the dew, and torn with briers, I can no further crawl, no further go; My legs can keep no pace with my desires. Here will I rest me till the break of day. Heavens shield Lysander, if they mean a fray. [Sleeps.] (3.2.442-447) Hermia speaks six […]
Continue ReadingHelena: I just want to go home, I ruin everything and I hate being me (3.2.431-441) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HELENA O weary night, O long and tedious night, Abate thy hours. Shine, comforts, from the east, That I may back to Athens by daylight From these that my poor company detest; And sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow’s eye, Steal me a while from mine own company. ([Lies down and] sleep[s].) PUCK Yet but three? Come one more. Two of both kinds makes up four. […]
Continue ReadingDemetrius: I GIVE UP! just for now! must sleep! (3.2.421-430) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
Enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS. PUCK Ho, ho, ho! Coward, why com’st thou not? DEMETRIUS Abide me, if thou dar’st. For well I wot, Thou run’st before me, shifting every place, And dar’st not stand nor look me in the face. Where art thou now? PUCK Come hither. I am here. DEMETRIUS Nay then, thou mockst me. Thou shalt buy this dear If ever I […]
Continue ReadingLysander: I’m SO confused, I’m just going to rest for a bit? (3.2.413-420) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
[Enter LYSANDER.] LYSANDER He goes before me, and still dares me on; When I come where he calls, then he is gone. The villain is much lighter heeled than I: I followed fast, but faster he did fly, That fallen am I in dark uneven way, And here will rest me. Come, thou gentle day, For if but once thou […]
Continue ReadingPuck as Lysander: *more taunting*; Demetrius: where ARE you? (3.2.407-412) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
PUCK Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars, Telling the bushes that thou look’st for wars, And wilt not come? Come, recreant, come, thou child. I’ll whip thee with a rod: he is defiled That draws a sword on thee. DEMETRIUS Yea, art thou there? PUCK Follow my voice. We’ll try no manhood here. (Exeunt.) (3.2.407-412) Puck imitates Lysander’s […]
Continue ReadingPuck: I will RUN AROUND and CONFUSE them in DIFFERENT VOICES (3.2.396-406) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
PUCK Up and down, up and down, I will lead them up and down. I am feared in field and town. Goblin, lead them up and down. Here comes one. Enter LYSANDER. LYSANDER Where art thou, proud Demetrius? Speak thou now. PUCK Here, villain, drawn and ready. Where art thou? LYSANDER I will be with thee straight. PUCK […]
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