HERMIA Puppet? Why so? Aye, that way goes the game. Now I perceive that she hath made compare Between our statures: she hath urged her height, And with her personage, her tall personage, Her height, forsooth, she hath prevailed with him. And are you grown so high in his esteem Because I am so dwarfish and so low? How […]
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Hermia to Helena: you SLY COW! Helena: you PUPPET! (3.2.282-288) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HERMIA [to Helena] O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, You thief of love! What, have you come by night And stolen my love’s heart from him? HELENA Fine, i’ faith. Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, No touch of bashfulness? What, will you tear Impatient answers from my gentle tongue? Fie, fie, you counterfeit, you puppet, you! (3.2.282-288) Hermia explodes, […]
Continue ReadingHermia: you mean you’re SERIOUS? Lysander: DEADLY serious (3.2.271-281) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HERMIA What, can you do me greater harm than hate? Hate me, wherefore? O me, what news, my love? Am not I Hermia? Are not you Lysander? I am as fair now as I was erewhile. Since night you loved me, yet since night you left me. Why then, you left me (O the gods forbid) In earnest, […]
Continue ReadingLysander: I mean I HATE Hermia, but I don’t want to HURT her? (3.2.265-270) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HERMIA Do you not jest? HELENA Yes, sooth, and so do you. LYSANDER Demetrius, I will keep my word with thee. DEMETRIUS I would I had your bond; for I perceive A weak bond holds you. I’ll not trust your word. LYSANDER What, should I hurt her, strike her, kill her dead? Although I hate her, I’ll […]
Continue ReadingDemetrius: fight? Lysander: you’re ON! [to Hermia] get OFF me! (3.2.254-265) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS [to Helena] I say, I love thee more than he can do. LYSANDER [to Demetrius] If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it too. DEMETRIUS Quick, come. HERMIA Lysander, whereto tends all this? LYSANDER Away, you Ethiop. DEMETRIUS [to Hermia] No, no: he’ll seem To break loose, take on as you would follow, But yet come not. [to Lysander] You are a tame man, go. LYSANDER Hang off, thou cat, thou burr, vile […]
Continue ReadingLysander to Helena: I LOVE you and I’ll PROVE it! Hermia/Demetrius/Helena: shut UP! (3.2.245-253) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
LYSANDER Stay, gentle Helena; hear my excuse, My love, my life, my soul, fair Helena. HELENA O excellent! HERMIA [to Lysander] Sweet, do not scorn her so. DEMETRIUS [to Lysander] If she cannot entreat, I can compel. LYSANDER Thou canst compel no more than she entreat. Thy threats have no more strength than her weak prayers. Helen, I love thee, […]
Continue ReadingHermia: ??? Helena: I’ve had ENOUGH I’m out of here! (3.2.236-244) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HERMIA I understand not what you mean by this. HELENA I do. Persevere, counterfeit sad looks, Make mouths upon me when I turn my back, Wink each at other, hold the sweet jest up. This sport, well carried, shall be chronicled. If you have any pity, grace or manners, You would not make me such an argument. But fare ye well. ’Tis partly my own fault, Which death or […]
Continue ReadingHelena: I KNOW no one loves me, but this is SO unfair! (3.2.222-235) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HELENA Have you not set Lysander, as in scorn, To follow me and praise my eyes and face? And made your other love Demetrius, Who even but now did spurn me with his foot, To call me goddess, nymph, divine and rare, Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this To her he hates? And wherefore doth Lysander Deny […]
Continue ReadingHelena: you have BETRAYED ALL WOMEN! Hermia: what am I meant to have DONE? (3.2.215-221) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HELENA And will you rent our ancient love asunder To join with men in scorning your poor friend? It is not friendly, ’tis not maidenly. Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it, Though I alone do feel the injury. HERMIA I am amazed at your passionate words. I scorn you not; it seems that you scorn me. […]
Continue ReadingHelena: but we were so close! we shared everything, like we were the same person! (3.2.203-214) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HELENA We, Hermia, like two artificial gods, Have with our needles created both one flower, Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion, Both warbling of one song, both in one key, As if our hands, our sides, voices and minds Had been incorporate. So we grew together Like to a double cherry, seeming parted But yet an union in partition, Two lovely berries moulded on one stem; […]
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