OBERON Stand aside. The noise they make Will cause Demetrius to awake. PUCK Then will two at once woo one: That must needs be sport alone. And those things do best please me That befall preposterously. Enter LYSANDER and HELENA. LYSANDER Why should you think that I should woo in scorn? Scorn and derision never come in tears. Look when I vow, I weep; and vows […]
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Oberon [enchants *Demetrius*] that should do it; Puck: I’m back! she’s right here! (3.2.102-115) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
OBERON [Squeezes the flower on DEMETRIUS’s eyelids.] Flower of this purple dye, Hit with Cupid’s archery, Sink in apple of his eye. When his love he doth espy, Let her shine as gloriously As the Venus of the sky. When thou wak’st, if she be by, Beg of her for remedy. Enter [PUCK]. PUCK Captain of our fairy band, Helena is […]
Continue ReadingPuck: ok yes my fault, sod’s law, look, I’m GOING, alright? (3.2.92-101) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
PUCK Then fate o’errules, that one man holding troth, A million fail, confounding oath on oath. OBERON About the wood go swifter than the wind, And Helena of Athens look thou find. All fancy-sick she is and pale of cheer, With sighs of love that costs the fresh blood dear. By some illusion see thou bring her here. I’ll charm his eyes, against she do appear. PUCK I go, I go, look how I […]
Continue ReadingOberon to Puck: you had ONE job (well, two, but…) (3.2.82-91) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS There is no following her in this fierce vein; Here, therefore, for a while I will remain. So sorrow’s heaviness doth heavier grow For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe, Which now in some slight measure it will pay, If for his tender here I make some stay. (Lie[s] down [and sleeps].) [ OBERON and PUCK come forward.] OBERON What hast thou done? Thou hast mistaken […]
Continue ReadingHermia: I give up, I HATE you, don’t you DARE follow me, creep (3.2.74-81) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS You spend your passion on a misprised mood. I am not guilty of Lysander’s blood, Nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell. HERMIA I pray thee, tell me then that he is well. DEMETRIUS And if I could, what should I get therefor? HERMIA A privilege never to see me more. And from thy hated presence part I so. See […]
Continue ReadingHermia to Demetrius: you are a SNAKE! WORSE than a snake! (3.2.65-73) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HERMIA Out, dog, out, cur! Thou driv’st me past the bounds Of maiden’s patience. Hast thou slain him then? Henceforth be never numbered among men. O, once tell true: tell true, even for my sake, Durst thou have looked upon him, being awake, And hast thou killed him sleeping? O brave touch! Could not a worm, an adder do so much? An […]
Continue ReadingHermia: be nice? Demetrius: I would feed Lysander’s body to my DOGS if I could (3.2.58-64) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS So should the murdered look, and so should I, Pierced through the heart with your stern cruelty. Yet you, the murderer, look as bright, as clear As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere. HERMIA What’s this to my Lysander? Where is he? Ah, good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me? DEMETRIUS I had rather give his carcass to my hounds. (3.2.58-64) Oh, I look grim […]
Continue ReadingHermia: you KILLED Lysander, that is the ONLY explanation, he’d never leave me! (3.2.50-57) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HERMIA The sun was not so true unto the day As he to me. Would he have stolen away From sleeping Hermia? I’ll believe as soon This whole earth may be bored, and that the moon May through the centre creep, and so displease Her brother’s noontide with th’antipodes. It cannot be but thou hast murdered him. So should a murderer look: so dead, so grim. (3.2.50-57) […]
Continue ReadingDemetrius: but I LOVE you, why are you being nasty? Hermia: KILL me NOW?! (3.2.43-9) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS O, why rebuke you him that loves you so? Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe. HERMIA Now I but chide; but I should use thee worse, For thou, I fear, hast given me cause to curse. If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep, Being o’er shoes in blood, plunge in the deep And kill me too. (3.2.43-9) Demetrius is […]
Continue ReadingPuck: job well done, eh boss!? [Enter Demetrius and Hermia.] Oh. Oh dear. (3.2.35-4) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
OBERON This falls out better than I could devise. But hast thou yet latched the Athenian’s eyes With the love-juice, as I did bid thee do? PUCK I took him sleeping (that is finished too) And the Athenian woman by his side, That when he waked, of force she must be eyed. Enter DEMETRIUS and HERMIA. OBERON Stand close. This is the same […]
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