HELENA Injurious Hermia, most ungrateful maid, Have you conspired, have you with these contrived To bait me with this foul derision? Is all the counsel that we two have shared, The sisters’ vows, the hours that we have spent, When we have chid the hasty-footed time For parting us – O, is all forgot? All schooldays’ friendship, childhood innocence? (3.2.195-202) Helena is really winding herself up, […]
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Helena: oh, I GET it now, they’re ALL in on it, Hermia too! (3.2.189-194) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
LYSANDER Why seek’st thou me? Could not this make thee know, The hate I bare thee made me leave thee so? HERMIA You speak not as you think. It cannot be. HELENA Lo, she is one of this confederacy. Now I perceive, they have conjoined all three To fashion this false sport in spite of me. (3.2.189-194) Lysander’s really […]
Continue ReadingHermia: ???? Lysander: I left you because I love HELENA now! (3.2.177-188) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HERMIA Dark night, that from the eye his function takes, The ear more quick of apprehension makes; Wherein it doth impair the seeing sense, It pays the hearing double recompense. Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander, found; Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to thy sound. But why, unkindly, didst thou leave me so? LYSANDER Why should he stay, whom […]
Continue ReadingDemetrius: I’m back where I belong, with Helena! (3.2.169-176) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS Lysander, keep thy Hermia; I will none. If e’er I loved her, all that love is gone. My heart to her but as guestwise sojourned, And now to Helen is it home returned, There to remain. LYSANDER Helen, it is not so. DEMETRIUS Disparage not the faith thou dost not know, Lest, to thy peril, thou abye it dear. Look where thy love comes: yonder […]
Continue ReadingLysander to Demetrius: not cool, dude – but we can sort this out between us! (3.2.162-8) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
LYSANDER You are unkind, Demetrius; be not so, For you love Hermia: this you know I know. And here with all good will, with all my heart, In Hermia’s love I yield you up my part; And yours of Helena to me bequeath, Whom I do love, and will do till my death. HELENA Never did mockers waste more idle breath. (3.2.162-8) Even […]
Continue ReadingHelena to Lysander and Demetrius: are you PROUD of yourselves? #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HELENA You both are rivals and love Hermia, And now both rivals to mock Helena. A trim exploit, a manly enterprise, To conjure tears up in a poor maid’s eyes With your derision! None of noble sort Would so offend a virgin, and extort A poor soul’s patience, all to make you sport. (3.2.155-161) Helena spells it out, with particular emphasis […]
Continue ReadingHelena to Demetrius and Lysander: YOU’RE SO MEAN! (3.2.145-154) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HELENA O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent To set against me for your merriment. If you were civil and knew courtesy, You would not do me thus much injury. Can you not hate me, as I know you do, But you must join in souls to mock me too? If you were men, as men you are in show, You would […]
Continue ReadingDemetrius: [yawns, stretches] WOW HELENA YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL! (3.2.127-144) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS (Wakes.) O Helen, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine, To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne? Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow! That pure congealed white, high Taurus’ snow, Fanned with the eastern wind, turns to a crow When thou hold’st up thy hand. O let me kiss This impress of pure white, this seal of bliss! (3.2.127-144) Lysander and Helena […]
Continue ReadingHelena: but you’re meant to love HERMIA! Lysander: yeah I was young and foolish then (3.2.128-136) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
HELENA You do advance your cunning more and more. When truth kills truth, O devilish holy fray! These vows are Hermia’s: will you give her o’er? Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh. Your vows to her and me, put in two scales, Will even weigh, and both as light as tales. LYSANDER I had no judgement when to her […]
Continue ReadingPuck: [popcorn]; Lysander: but I genuinely love you, look, tears in my eyes! (3.2.116-127) #MoonMad #SlowShakespeare
OBERON Stand aside. The noise they make Will cause Demetrius to awake. PUCK Then will two at once woo one: That must needs be sport alone. And those things do best please me That befall preposterously. Enter LYSANDER and HELENA. LYSANDER Why should you think that I should woo in scorn? Scorn and derision never come in tears. Look when I vow, I weep; and vows […]
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